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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 18, 2011 at 11:58 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, if you're idiots would step up the rain dances maybe you could get an ark too. To (semi)quote Ryft "Do not covet they neighbors ark"
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 18, 2011 at 12:06 pm
(August 18, 2011 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:Instead, it's being dumped into a black hole of idiocy!
K-e-n-t-u-c-k-y, Thor. Honoring stupidity is what they do.
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 11:34 am
Maybe they should actually test it and put it in water and see how it goes.
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 11:59 am
(August 23, 2011 at 11:34 am)Emanuel Wrote: Maybe they should actually test it and put it in water and see how it goes. Some folks have proposed that it should be floated down the Ohio/Mississippi and taken on a trans-Atlantic trip to prove it would work. I hope to fuck they don't take any children with them.
(And there's several bridges they wouldn't get past with that barge anyway, so that won't happen.)
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm
So uh, how many YEC do you think we could stuff on that boat before it's maiden voyage? 
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 12:06 pm
(August 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm)Rhythm Wrote: So uh, how many YEC do you think we could stuff on that boat before it's only voyage?
FTFY
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 12:30 pm
(August 18, 2011 at 11:56 am)Minimalist Wrote: Even Arizona doesn't have any fucking arks, man.
Admitedly, even though building arks = pretty nutty. An Ark built in Arizona of all places would be ubber nutty
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 12:32 pm
(August 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm)Rhythm Wrote: So uh, how many YEC do you think we could stuff on that boat before it's maiden voyage?
Two of every kind. 
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 2:59 pm
(August 17, 2011 at 3:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: figures.
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2011081...0QS00.html
Quote:HEBRON, Ky. (AP) - Tucked away in a nondescript office park in northern Kentucky, Noah's followers are rebuilding his ark. The biblical wooden ship built to weather a worldwide flood was 500 feet long and about 80 feet high, according to Answers in Genesis, a Christian ministry devoted to a literal telling of the Old Testament.
Definitely turning that state into Idiot Central.
Really . . . come on guys. They've done the religious theme park thing before, people don't like them. There's an abandoned one in Lynchburg VA that is one of the single creepiest places on earth (though there are many such places in the Lynchburg area).
When I go to a theme park, I just want to go fast on ridiculous rides, I really don't care to learn about the ancient world. That's what museums are for.
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RE: Kentucky, again....
August 23, 2011 at 3:38 pm
(August 18, 2011 at 11:50 am)Rhythm Wrote: You live in that little island of blue in the sea of red that is Arizona Min? Don't go blaming the ground for the idiocy that chokes it. If Kentucky had her way she'd have offed alot of these bastards by now. She tries time to time, floods, ice storms, tornadoes, drought, but they're fucking resilient. Hell, they're building a replica ark ffs, that's a giant FU to the Ohio River.
Hmm. Maybe xtians should be called the cockroach of the midwest. Plague after plague and they just will NOT go away!
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