RE: Kentucky Church bans interracial couples
December 2, 2011 at 1:35 pm
(This post was last modified: December 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
They're steadily smearing the rest of us (and the entire state) aren't they. Building creation museums, arks, sponsoring racism. The idea that somebody might come to Kentucky for any of this as opposed to The Land Between The Lakes, Red River Gorge and the Danny Boone, or Mammoth Cave is incredibly depressing. Fuck, at least come to gamble your money away on the horses (by proxy via offshore agencies as you stand in the crowd...of course), or drink yourself silly with our signature bourbon.
So, to recap:
Come to Kentucky for
-Bourbon (actually putting a lot into becoming a vineyard state as well, if you don't like the hard stuff)
-Horse Races
-A sense of wonder and beauty regarding the natural world (hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, photography)
-Because awesome people live here
Don't come to Kentucky for
-Creation "museums"
-Ark Parks
-Churches
-Douchebags
(actually I'd like to add that if you would come to Kentucky for these things..that you stay the fuck out...in case the faithful might be lurking, we're all full up on this count)
So, to recap:
Come to Kentucky for
-Bourbon (actually putting a lot into becoming a vineyard state as well, if you don't like the hard stuff)
-Horse Races
-A sense of wonder and beauty regarding the natural world (hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, photography)
-Because awesome people live here
Don't come to Kentucky for
-Creation "museums"
-Ark Parks
-Churches
-Douchebags
(actually I'd like to add that if you would come to Kentucky for these things..that you stay the fuck out...in case the faithful might be lurking, we're all full up on this count)
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