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August 29, 2011 at 1:02 pm
I'm still working my way up, I don't know how to check my greatest amount of posts in a single day. I do remember that Adrian clocked me in at 60 some odd posts by noon. I was 4 hours in, and had 14 more to go..lol.
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August 29, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Even I, a postslut, don't know the most I've posted in a day. Posting is like prostitution... after enough of it in the day: you lose count of how many men you've been through.
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August 29, 2011 at 1:05 pm
And like prostitution you are left with a sore ass and nothing to show for it.
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August 29, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I take it you have some experience in the matter, rhythm dear?
Gods... I need to pick only the rich men and women :S Scope them out and if the relationship isn't going to work out: pilfer them blind.
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August 29, 2011 at 1:09 pm
I've been whoring out left and right ever since I had kids. It's part of the job description.
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August 29, 2011 at 1:12 pm
But why would you have a sore ass? Unless....
Rhythm dear... really? 
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August 29, 2011 at 1:13 pm
If it's not a kids head it's the wife's foot. Hell, sometimes I can't help but join in and I shove my own head up my ass.
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August 29, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Damn he can curl...
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I couldn't put my head up my ass if it was the size of chicago 
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 1:18 pm
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(August 29, 2011 at 1:15 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I couldn't put my head up my ass if it was the size of chicago
Your head or your ass? 
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 1:28 pm
(Left that open deliberately, fyi)
My ass. My head is small and I am dumb... and I can't curl that far  Couldn't even do auto-fellatio were I a man, let alone shoot on past that to bury myself in my own ass
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