Why Is Masturbation Sin?

[Minimalist]

Okay, so maybe there is a small downside after all......


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A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

[The Grand Nudger]

I wonder what the official cause was? Exhaustion? Dehydration...lol?

[Violet]

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

He could only take 42 times? Well it's no wonder: men have no staying power.

[Minimalist]

He was probably jerking off because he was tired of some broad saying: "Is that all there is?"

[Darth]

He discovered the answer to life, the universe and everything.

[Castle]

Okay, so maybe there is a small downside after all......


http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-di...ght-30097/

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

Nine times is my record in one day with a great imagination.

What was he thinking with his big head,? or was he thinking too much with his little head ,which cause too much blood to the little head, I guess.

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He discovered the answer to life, the universe and everything.

What if he was a Christian, he might be going to hell for suicide and lust.

[coffeeveritas]

Okay, so maybe there is a small downside after all......


http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-di...ght-30097/

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

Yeah, that's why I was always careful to add, "except for compulsive masturbation" to all my statements. The problem can become extreme.

That's a crazy story though Min, didn't think it was possible. There is apparently a limit you don't want to hit.

[Cinjin]

Why is masturbation a "sin"??

ANSWER: Cause rubbing one out is the one sole thing that could completely destroy christianity's hold on the entire world and they KNOW it!

Think about it...

First of all, ages ago they realized that sex feels good and if you're having random sex with the occasional stranger, you're feeling content and happy ... money, no money, hard work -- who cares -- cause you're getting laid. Nobody goes to chuch, nobody pays tithes and the church dies. After all, churches are designed to run off the sad, pathetic, and disheartened. You'll notice, very few churches have hot looking members. Good looking people have more sex - they don't feel like they have to find some stupid meaning to life - they're already feeling damn good. Well, the church can't have that so they make it a sin to have sex outside of marriage. Knowing full well that eventually two people will most often get sick of fucking each other, they won't feel content or happy ... money and work won't be enough to console them and voila - people are going to church, everybody's tithing and the church continues to flourish.

Plan works. Church gets even greedier and realizes that the money they pay to their priests is getting spent by the priest's wives. No problem, new rules ... priests can't get married - now all the monies are coming back into the church. Problem solved.

Oops, not quite yet. You see rubbing one out on your own is satisfying. It relieves stress. It makes big problems seems a little more manageable -- just like sex with strangers use to do. You feel content and at ease, thus, no reason once again to visit the church, pay tithes and listen to blue-balled pedophiles talk about your ungodliness. Something has to be done. Voila, masturbation is a sin and god REALLY hates it!

You see, the reason you can't touch your junk is because it hurts the church's bottom line. Touching your junk leads to a sense of contentment and ease. The church needs you to feel like shit. You don't wack - church stays in the black!


That's my theory and I'm stickin too it.

[Castle]

Why is masturbation a "sin"??

ANSWER: Cause rubbing one out is the one sole thing that could completely destroy christianity's hold on the entire world and they KNOW it!

Think about it...

First of all, ages ago they realized that sex feels good and if you're having random sex with the occasional stranger, you're feeling content and happy ... money, no money, hard work -- who cares -- cause you're getting laid. Nobody goes to chuch, nobody pays tithes and the church dies. After all, churches are designed to run off the sad, pathetic, and disheartened. You'll notice, very few churches have hot looking members. Good looking people have more sex - they don't feel like they have to find some stupid meaning to life - they're already feeling damn good. Well, the church can't have that so they make it a sin to have sex outside of marriage. Knowing full well that eventually two people will most often get sick of fucking each other, they won't feel content or happy ... money and work won't be enough to console them and voila - people are going to church, everybody's tithing and the church continues to flourish.

Plan works. Church gets even greedier and realizes that the money they pay to their priests is getting spent by the priest's wives. No problem, new rules ... priests can't get married - now all the monies are coming back into the church. Problem solved.

Oops, not quite yet. You see rubbing one out on your own is satisfying. It relieves stress. It makes big problems seems a little more manageable -- just like sex with strangers use to do. You feel content and at ease, thus, no reason once again to visit the church, pay tithes and listen to blue-balled pedophiles talk about your ungodliness. Something has to be done. Voila, masturbation is a sin and god REALLY hates it!

You see, the reason you can't touch your junk is because it hurts the church's bottom line. Touching your junk leads to a sense of contentment and ease. The church needs you to feel like shit. You don't wack - church stays in the black!


That's my theory and I'm stickin too it.

Just one thing, they wack off as much as you do, they just lie and are more ashame about it.

[coffeeveritas]

Why is masturbation a "sin"??

ANSWER: Cause rubbing one out is the one sole thing that could completely destroy christianity's hold on the entire world and they KNOW it!

Judging by the church's record in Europe I would say that the church itself is the sole thing that is destroying christianity's hold on the world. The church doesn't need any outside help from things like masturbation, it's doing a great job on its own. Just look at some of their strategies:

promising everyone in the church all these big things which they never experience, having a pastor or a priest steal money/ sleep with under-aged prostitutes, spending the congregation's time and energy handing out tracts in a culture that actually kind of hates tracts, never quite getting around to helping the poor like that pesky Bible says to, making it a point to never deal with any of the complicated problems people in the church are actually dealing with even though that's exactly what we're supposed to be doing . . .

Yeah, the church is burning itself to the ground quite well on its own.

You'll notice, very few churches have hot looking members.

You've apparently never been to my church. I mean, wow.