Ask the Christian

[frankiej]

Bruce Campbell is always the answer.

Best post in the history of EVER

[Napoléon]

No way it's all about sean bean.

[frankiej]

Nah... Summer has you trumped with Bruce Campbell... very few men to have ever existed can come close to his mightyness...

[Anomalocaris]

Bruce Campbell is always the answer.

Times' a wastin' while bruce campbells' a talkin'

[Castle]

Yes, Chuck Norris was a World Champion in karate
In film he won the raspberry award proven Christian American patriot and Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates

Chuck Norris is Jesus’ bitch

[frankiej]

Chuck Norris' books about Christianity are actually autobiographies.

[Anomalocaris]

Chuck Norris can disgrace mankind so much that you will kill yourself.

[thesummerqueen]

Did Chuck Norris have women crawling all over him and the piano while he played and sang Hungry Like the Wolf? I don't think so.

[Napoléon]

No but Chuck Norris can make you pregnant just by staring at you.

[MilesTailsPrower]

How would you explain Christianity to him and how would you convince him that your beliefs are sensible, logical and worthy of investigation?

Well the truth is I love to try to proove God. If God does something extrodinary I like to share it. I would tell him all my experiences with God as found at my Website http://www.futureandahope.net and direct him to other Websites of people who have had encounters with God. Or show him things like the following site that documents cases of divine healing http://www.wcdn.org/wcdn_eng/main_e.htm.

As for doctrine, if he had questions I would do my best to answer. But for me religion is a living thing, although found exclusively with in the pages of the bible it's outworking in a persons life is far more important than words on a page.

I meet god everyday, when I get up to brush my teeth I see a peculier man in the mirror, then I just notice it was a reflection of myself. Does god have a reflection? Yes, because I'm my own god; you see where I'm going here? He also talks to me sometimes, and is able to create something out of nothing. But the something wants nothing, with me. He prefers the neighbor boy across the street, but I force him to talk to me. As of last night I was sleeping and he decided to scream "DON'T LOOK AT ME!" to scare the shit out of me, but I just laughed because my mind was fucking with me?

Am I omnipotent? Yes, I am the creator and ruler of all things inscrutable, intermittent and out of order, I can create anything out of pure thought process and sensory information! Have you ever set something in motion, something greater than you could ever imagine? Can you manipulate time and space through cognition and bend it to your doing? Can you commute to the farthest places imaginable with a mere thought? Can you make an alteration of The Laws of Physics with little effort? Do you have the power to create,destroy, and rebuild until you find the un-calculable aspiration to accumulate a brief dexterity of emotional, mental, and physical needs with your own cognitive abilities? Can you settle create perfect chaos, while achieving perfect harmony?

Can your god do that?