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December 27, 2012 at 3:43 am
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And really bad puns ...
December 27, 2012 at 9:02 am
A Buddhist goes into a hamburger joint and says "make me one with everything"
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December 27, 2012 at 10:04 am (This post was last modified: December 27, 2012 at 10:05 am by Whateverist.)
(December 27, 2012 at 9:02 am)Zen Badger Wrote: A Buddhist goes into a hamburger joint and says "make me one with everything"


The proprietor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist his hamburger. The Buddhist, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The proprietor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.” With a wistful smile, the Buddhist walked away.
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RE: And really bad puns ...
December 27, 2012 at 11:33 am
Dammit now I crave a hamburger.
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December 27, 2012 at 11:57 am
Did you hear the one about the guy who had sex with a canary? Caught a nasty case of chirpies. Worst part about it though, it's untweetable.
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RE: And really bad puns ...
December 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm
(December 27, 2012 at 11:57 am)Rhythm Wrote: Did you hear the one about the guy who had sex with a canary? Caught a nasty case of chirpies. Worst part about it though, it's untweetable.

I would've thought the worst part would've been having a penis with the size necessary for successful sex with a canary.
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December 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Well, not really a pun, but I "baby goat you not", I saw an Doctor's office sign in a parking lot that read "OBGYN.......(and under that it read "for women") "No really!" If they hadn't told me that I would have made an appointment.(True story fyi)

If it is semaphore does that mean it is an amature flag and not a pro one?
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January 16, 2013 at 10:15 pm
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January 16, 2013 at 10:24 pm
What is Dracula's cooler brother called? Spectacula' Big Grin
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