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RE: And really bad puns ...
January 17, 2013 at 1:56 am
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January 17, 2013 at 8:36 am
Waitress goes into the kitchen and says "I need an order of poached eggs"

Cook responds "We don't deal in stolen property"

Waitress goes into the kitchen and says "I need an order of french toast"

Cook responds, "French toast? That sounds kinky"
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January 21, 2013 at 5:27 pm
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January 21, 2013 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Ryantology.)
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January 21, 2013 at 5:48 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Metallica.)
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#46
RE: And really bad puns ...
January 21, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Speaking of food puns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvOqHfia2s

I've really been getting into My Drunk Kitchen. My attributions to this thread may or may not be from it.
Don’t ask.

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January 23, 2013 at 12:12 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2013 at 12:13 pm by Brian37.)
(January 21, 2013 at 5:48 pm)Metallica Wrote: [Image: 13012110512424917.jpg]

It took me a while. Forgot to take "Smith" out. When I did, the light bulb went on. DUH!
(January 21, 2013 at 5:42 pm)Ryantology Wrote: [Image: tumblr_m71ysuwYZz1qjki5bo1_500.jpg]

Does this pun come with secret sauce?
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January 24, 2013 at 10:24 am
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January 24, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Blond goes on a blind date.

Asks the guy what he does for a living,

"I am a vulcanologist"

She responds,

"Oh I like Spock too".
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January 25, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Blonde goes to the dry cleaners and asks to get a stain out of her dress. The woman at the front desk barely hears her, so she says, "Come again?". The blonde says, "Oh, no. This time it's only mustard."
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