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Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
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Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
I dunno about you lot but occasionally get e-mails (often from friends or family), chain mails usually that have religious messages within them, you know stories with some kind of nauseating religious moral or whatever mostly at the end.

My wife has a lot of American family who she is contact by e-mail and she often gets ones that a nakedly pro-Christian, exhorting god's blessing for this that and everything else (but often for US military and victims of disasters) ... if it were me I'd send them back requesting them to stop and indeed have done so (I lost a friend over my stance on one of them ... mind you my reaction is not much different with any chain mail especially those saying you'll get "good luck" if you forward it on with obvious implications).

Here's one she received a while back, I thought this would be a good chance to post similarly nauseating religious chain mail.

Quote:A SPECIAL GROCERY LIST

Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.

John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store at once. Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can." John told her he could not give her credit, since she did not have a charge account at his store.

Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family. The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?"

Louise replied, "Yes sir."
"O.K" he said, "put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries."

Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.

The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.

The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, "I can't believe it." The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.

The grocer stood there in utter disgust. Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement. It was not a grocery list, it was a prayer, which said:

"Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands."

The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence. Louise thanked him and left the store. The other customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said; "It was worth every penny of it.. Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs."

THE POWER OF PRAYER:

When you receive this, say a prayer. That's all you have to do.

Just stop right now, and say a prayer of thanks for your own good fortune. Then please send this to all your friends and relatives. I believe if you will send this testimony out with prayer in faith, you will receive what you need God to do in your and your families' life. So dear heart, trust God to heal the sick, provide food for the hungry, clothes and shelter for those that don't have as we do.

Amen & Amen

Don't break this, please! Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards.

May you always walk with Angels.

God Bless You!

Utterly cringesville!!Confused

Kyu
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
That story makes no sense. Forgetting the magical paper bit, why would the grocer go through the process of weighing the list when a customer has already said they would pay...
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
Kyu you bastard!

I've only just finished my breakfast,are you TRYING to make me throw up on my keyboard?.

I have a nifty little piece of Freeware called "SLAP" it sends a message of your choice to intruders of all kinds Mine says :"Fuck OFF!"



"Slap
If your like me you run firewall software that tells you when someone tries to access your system. Sometimes I respond with a few packets of my own just to let them know that I am paying attention. I wrote Slap to make responding to these access attempts easier and more entertaining. Just enter the IP address of the person you wish to slap and click on the Slap button. The program will attempt to access all the ports in the list and send them a packet with a personal message. (The default message is 'Leave Me Alone!') Slap integrates with Black Ice and Zone Alarm and can use information received from these software firewalls to "Auto Slap" intruders and add their attacks to your list of responses. (*This won't run on Windows 9x/ME*) "



http://www.softpedia.com/get/Security/Se...Slap.shtml
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
(March 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm)padraic Wrote: Kyu you bastard!

I've only just finished my breakfast,are you TRYING to make me throw up on my keyboard?.

ROFLMAO ... I'd say I was sorry but the truth is .... Wink

(March 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm)padraic Wrote: I have a nifty little piece of Freeware called "SLAP" it sends a message of your choice to intruders of all kinds Mine says :"Fuck OFF!"

Um ... er ... IP's?

Kyu
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
Quote:Um ... er ... IP's?


What?
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
(March 29, 2009 at 7:26 am)padraic Wrote: What?

I was wondering why your slap thing was relevant to the post I put up? Unless I misunderstood it's some kind of anti-hacker tool, yes?

I'm not complaining, I just didn't understand.

Kyu
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
@kyu

I thought you can also use it to E mailers. ( I got sick of it some time ago)
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Those emails are hilarious! I used to be the one reading them and smiling and feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, now it just seems like a big joke.
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." Oscar Wilde
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(March 30, 2009 at 6:55 am)athoughtfulman Wrote: Those emails are hilarious! I used to be the one reading them and smiling and feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, now it just seems like a big joke.

They just irritate the f*** outta me ... but them spam does anyway, religious spam is, in some ways, worse.

Kyu
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RE: Those Awful Bloody Religious E-mails!
I suppose. I don't get them much anyway but if it was everyday I could imagine getting annoyed.

Maybe we should come up with some 'atheist spam'. Anyone keen?
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." Oscar Wilde
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