Holy Smoke

[Phaedra]

Can I have my ashes turned into bullets that will kill Ann Coulter?

[The Grand Nudger]

for the right price.......

[Phaedra]

I'd have to hire an assassin too...maybe not worth it.

Nevermind, I'll stick with being worm food.

[Epimethean]

Rhythm, it's fucking stupid. The ashes don't make better bullets, and they pose a few potential health problems, so it's just another fucked-up moneymaking scheme that caters to idiots. Sure, there's a sucker born every minute, but I think capitalism has created a new kind of vacuum.

[The Grand Nudger]

Well, beyond the fact that any bullet manufactured with any part of me is bound to be powerful......lol, I'm just fucking with you.


No, of course they aren't better bullets. I definitely wouldn't suggest that anyone eat anything that had been taken down with one. It's a novelty, one might even make the statement that it pokes fun at death, brings a little levity to the situation. Hell, maybe my son wants to go hunting with dad one more time after I'm dead. I can't say that I would mind. Is it odd? Sure. Show me a burial practice that isn't. Nobody is going to let me go out the way I want anyway, laying on top of a funeral pyre on my own land that is burning so violently that it can be seen for miles. When I'm dead I won't give a shit, but I'm alive atm and this made me smile.

[Epimethean]

Actually, burning is a hell of a sensible way to go out. Not that being downwind of a funeral pyre is a picnic, but inhumation is so fucking biologically irresponsible the way we do it.

[The Grand Nudger]

The thought of corpses piled so high that there is no room for the living comes to mind. Cremation is definitely the way to go. See how convenient these bullets are?

[Epimethean]

Only if they're used to shoot other nuts.

[The Grand Nudger]

Just have to negotiate terms, like I mentioned to Phaedra. It would be pricey too, these are custom rounds. You wanna talk gun nuts, friend of the family was convinced that Obama (see, it's always personally, Obamas gonna do this, Obamas gonna do that, as though he's about to walk into the den at any minute) was going to outlaw firearms, completely. So he started buying up guns, and ammunition, in bulk, I mean really burnt through serious cash. Then he built a little recessed safe in his wall behind a bookcase type shelf on hinges. I thought that was amusing because if I walk into a rednecks house, as some sort of gestapo character there to confiscate the guns, the first thing that looks out of place to me is a bookshelf. All of this, bitching and moaning and making predictions. This was at the beginning of the presidency. We've been giving him so much shit for this for awhile now. Now that's a gun nut, among other things. That being said, I own easily twice as many guns as this guy (my family's been collecting them or just handing them down for a long while) and somehow I manage not to lose my fucking mind. So it must be something other than the guns that's the problem.