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Mormons and other retarded stuff.
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Mormons and other retarded stuff.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/10/0...4342.shtml

Quote:"Great power can come from memorizing the scriptures," church Elder Richard G. Scott said. "To memorize a scripture is to forge a new friendship. It's like discovering a new individual who can help in time of need, give inspiration and comfort, and be a source of motivation for needed change."

The Mormons are stupid and crazy.

A place for all your facts about Mormons.
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RE: Mormons and other retarded stuff.
Quote:The new temples will be in Barranquilla, Colombia; Durban, South Africa; Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo


They deserve an angry mob burning them down!

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RE: Mormons and other retarded stuff.
Quote:The Mormons are stupid and crazy.


Indeed,like a fox.Cool Shades
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#4
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Is anyone else reminded of the thread where some fuckers in Somalia have been holding a Quran memorisation contest so that they could win an AK-47?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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(October 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The new temples will be in Barranquilla, Colombia; Durban, South Africa; Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo

They deserve an angry mob burning them down!

They must have heard you, because they pre-positioned themselves excellently for that purpose. Colombia, South Africa, and Congo specialize in angry pyromaniacal mobs...
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#6
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I slept with a girl and found out a few months later she was a Mormon. I thought they weren't supposed to have pre-marital sex, but there you have it. Mormonism is probably my favourite religion to laugh at - like shooting one enormous fish in one very small barrel. How it ever took off in a reasonably enlightened age, I have no clue.
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#7
RE: Mormons and other retarded stuff.
(October 2, 2011 at 7:31 am)ElDinero Wrote: I thought they weren't supposed to have pre-marital sex

FYI: neither are other christian denominations, jews, or muslims.

Quote:How it ever took off in a reasonably enlightened age, I have no clue.

But amazingly, and much more worryingly: after well over a hundred years more people than ever believe in that bullshit story! One of those fundie crackpots is now even running for the GOP nomination! And although his chances aren't great at this point, the show ain't over till the fat lady sings, and the US has an extensive history of crackpot candidates, so anything is possible.
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(October 1, 2011 at 5:01 pm)frankiej Wrote: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/10/0...4342.shtml

Quote:"Great power can come from memorizing the scriptures," church Elder Richard G. Scott said. "To memorize a scripture is to forge a new friendship. It's like discovering a new individual who can help in time of need, give inspiration and comfort, and be a source of motivation for needed change."

The Mormons are stupid and crazy.

A place for all your facts about Mormons.
Wow, why so hostile, bro?
Calling other people stupid does not make you more intelligent.
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#9
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Doesn't make him any stupider, either. I have serious concerns about anyone who buys into the lies of Joseph Smith.
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RE: Mormons and other retarded stuff.
(October 2, 2011 at 9:40 am)ElDinero Wrote: Doesn't make him any stupider, either. I have serious concerns about anyone who buys into the lies of Joseph Smith.

Well, I hope you can say the same thing about the Bahai. It's a matter of personal charisma.
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