This movie is called C Me Dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G75E_4wwbl4
I came across this on the TVTropes page for "Glurge," and if you want to know what that means, go no further than the Snopes page that made the term popular. On TVTropes, one editor said that the trailer for the movie makes it seem like a parody of this sort of thing, but, in fact, it's the real thing.
The plot effectively amounts to this: this teenaged dancer named Sheri discovers that she has developed leukemia. Despite the fact that this films follows her to her death, somehow she never looks any different from the day she got diagnosed. After her father, who looks like Meat Loaf, but without any of the talent, decides to get her to bring God back into her life, it turns out that she has a horrifying new ability: she can touch people and convert them to the filmmakers' brand of Christianity. So, basically, she is like what would happen if the government of Demolition Man worked all the way up to the neurochemical level, even going so far as to have it arranged for her to do a sermon on network TV. Along the way, she meets Satan, who does nothing but change the colour of his eyes randomly, rock a kicking black trenchcoat, and run like a sissy when the girl calls him a loser. This is apparently intended to be horrifying, but the inept handling and the theme of mind control ensure that any horror attempted in this scene falls flat on its ass. And then she dies, and her parents mourn her death, her father reacting primarily by sniffing her hair and helping the camera hide the fact that he's clearly copping a feel off his dead, teenage, daughter. She goes to heaven, which seems to consist of a dance stage.
With all that, it's no wonder it got a ZERO PERCENT Score on Rotten Tomatoes.
Oh, and one more note about the title. You may think the title is just simple Princebonics for "See me dance," but you'd be wrong. The C actually stands for "Christ." This basically means the movie is called "Christ Me Dance," which makes no sense whatsoever.
Any comments? Any creepy things I left out? Any theists who want to distance themselves from this piece of shit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G75E_4wwbl4
I came across this on the TVTropes page for "Glurge," and if you want to know what that means, go no further than the Snopes page that made the term popular. On TVTropes, one editor said that the trailer for the movie makes it seem like a parody of this sort of thing, but, in fact, it's the real thing.
The plot effectively amounts to this: this teenaged dancer named Sheri discovers that she has developed leukemia. Despite the fact that this films follows her to her death, somehow she never looks any different from the day she got diagnosed. After her father, who looks like Meat Loaf, but without any of the talent, decides to get her to bring God back into her life, it turns out that she has a horrifying new ability: she can touch people and convert them to the filmmakers' brand of Christianity. So, basically, she is like what would happen if the government of Demolition Man worked all the way up to the neurochemical level, even going so far as to have it arranged for her to do a sermon on network TV. Along the way, she meets Satan, who does nothing but change the colour of his eyes randomly, rock a kicking black trenchcoat, and run like a sissy when the girl calls him a loser. This is apparently intended to be horrifying, but the inept handling and the theme of mind control ensure that any horror attempted in this scene falls flat on its ass. And then she dies, and her parents mourn her death, her father reacting primarily by sniffing her hair and helping the camera hide the fact that he's clearly copping a feel off his dead, teenage, daughter. She goes to heaven, which seems to consist of a dance stage.
With all that, it's no wonder it got a ZERO PERCENT Score on Rotten Tomatoes.
Oh, and one more note about the title. You may think the title is just simple Princebonics for "See me dance," but you'd be wrong. The C actually stands for "Christ." This basically means the movie is called "Christ Me Dance," which makes no sense whatsoever.
Any comments? Any creepy things I left out? Any theists who want to distance themselves from this piece of shit?
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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