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Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
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Pervert that he is...
 "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Oh Holy Tagliatelle! Now my life is complete!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
I knew his Noodlyness was real, and now I have proof. Not even the Christians can deny this one. Ramen!
(October 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm)Cinjin Wrote: ..... it just kinda dawned on me that christians think that's pretty much how jesus is going to show up. Robes and sandals, floating above the food court at your nearest mini-mall, rgr.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (October 27, 2011 at 1:32 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Well, we could certainly do worse as far as gods go. I've got bad news for you: we are doing worse as far as gods go! A lot worse! And have for at least 11,000 years already! ![[Image: G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=upload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fe%2Fec%2FG%25C3%25B6bekli_Tepe.jpg)
...but Rocket, now the FSM is here to clean all that up. The FSM will know what to do.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist |
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