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Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 8:20 pm
(October 27, 2011 at 7:44 pm)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: What?!?

Does this mean the yogoge god isn't real! Damn you Frankie for leading me on to this shit!

Fortunarely, the FSM will always welcome you back into the embrace of his noodly appendages.

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#12
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 28, 2011 at 7:31 am
Pervert that he is... Angel Cloud
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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Kayenneh Offline
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#13
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 28, 2011 at 8:38 am
Oh Holy Tagliatelle! Now my life is complete! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#14
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I knew his Noodlyness was real, and now I have proof. Not even the Christians can deny this one. Ramen!
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#15
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm
(October 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm)Cinjin Wrote: ..... it just kinda dawned on me that christians think that's pretty much how jesus is going to show up. ROFLOL

Robes and sandals, floating above the food court at your nearest mini-mall, rgr.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#16
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 29, 2011 at 2:37 am
(October 27, 2011 at 1:32 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Well, we could certainly do worse as far as gods go.

I've got bad news for you: we are doing worse as far as gods go! A lot worse! And have for at least 11,000 years already!

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#17
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 29, 2011 at 11:18 am
...but Rocket, now the FSM is here to clean all that up. The FSM will know what to do.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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