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Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
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Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 9:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg

Once again irrefutable evidence of his Noodlyness gracing us with his presence.
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 10:22 am
Blessed Be His Noodly Presence!!! Big Grin
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October 27, 2011 at 10:47 am
Ramen!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 1:30 pm
How could I have been so wrong?!!?!


I hope he forgives me and allows me into his glorious pasta home when I die.
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Well, we could certainly do worse as far as gods go.
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Peace be upon His Noodley Appendage!
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October 27, 2011 at 5:48 pm
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Now I'm a BELEVER!
Not a trace....
Of doubt in my mind!"
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#8
RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm
..... it just kinda dawned on me that christians think that's pretty much how jesus is going to show up. ROFLOL


All we'll have left is video footage of jesus hovering above some buildings. Well unless Jesus has vampire powers and can't be captured on film Undecided
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Nah, it's fake.

Me? I'm a devout Fuddian (reform*) Just let me get my Uzi and I'll prove it's a fake.



*reform Fuddians are not restricted to shotguns, may kill anything edible and are not required to imitate a speech impediment. We DO say "Haaaahhaaaahaaaaa" at every opportunity.
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RE: Suck on this one you pony worshipping heathens!
October 27, 2011 at 7:44 pm
What?!?

Does this mean the yogoge god isn't real! Damn you Frankie for leading me on to this shit!
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