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Evidence of demon possession
#11
RE: Evidence of demon possession
Yeah actually lemme ping this one. Faithful peanut gallery? Any comment you feel that might need to be made about this? Is this a Mainstream Christian™ belief? Are you a Mainstream Christian™?
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#12
RE: Evidence of demon possession
'Demons have been a topic as of late, so I felt I would relate a few FACTS about them.'

Can you guess where the point falls apart.
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#13
RE: Evidence of demon possession
When he hit "New Thread"?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#14
RE: Evidence of demon possession
ROFLOL
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#15
RE: Evidence of demon possession
Oh, I get it now... I understand why you haven't been able to give us evidence of any of your claims... You don't know what evidence is.
No worries, buddy, I'll support you with your mental issues.
Cunt
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#16
RE: Evidence of demon possession
(November 1, 2011 at 7:52 am)lucent Wrote: Demons have been a topic as of late, so I felt I would relate a few facts about them.

Demons are fallen angels. They were cast out of Heaven along with Satan for joining his rebellion against God. They are not red skinned grotesques with pitchforks as the world would have you believe. Since they fell, Satan and his angels have lost none of their beauty. They can appear as many things, including angels of light.

No, no, no. Get your facts straight.

Demons (or Tanar'ri) are chaotic evil aligned servitors who reign in the infinite layers of the Abyss. They are currently embroiled in the "blood war" against the Devils in the nine planes of Baator (or Hell). They are ruled by different demon princes like Demogorgon, Yeenogou, Graz'zt, Ocrus and others.

It says so in the sacred scriptures, edition 3.5. Personally, I've never gotten into 4th edition.
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#17
RE: Evidence of demon possession
Hint to lucent: The TV series Supernatural is NOT a documentary!

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#18
RE: Evidence of demon possession
(November 1, 2011 at 11:40 am)LastPoet Wrote: Hint to lucent: The TV series Supernatural is NOT a documentary!

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I only just heard that the new season has been airing... I have a few episodes to catch up on Tongue
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#19
RE: Evidence of demon possession
Come back Statler Waldork, all is forgiven.
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#20
RE: Evidence of demon possession
To be fair to Lucent he is being internally consistent with his belief system. At least he really believes this stuff and then follows it through to it's logical conclusion. After all Jayzus exorcised demons from people with medical problems, something modern medicine has still not managed to accomplish even with it's so called medical science backing it up. Gah what a guy Jayzus was.

Nah time to end the fairness it's bat shit crazy talk. Can we have a thread on Witches next please Lucent? Please go on. This is great stuff!
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