Russian man trying to out wierd americans

[tuxcomputers]

True. It seems weird, but it's just a pile of remains, and an argument from morality is no argument at all. Personally I plan on cremation, or being buried under a tree (so that it benefits), or both.

There is no beneficial aspect to your cremated remains that the tree will gain. Being buried is a waste of space, at the most you will have a third generation visiting your grave. It is just a place holder for memories, it's a big big waste of space to do that. A small urn with a few ashes is enough for anybody.

A funeral and burial is to benefit the living not the dead. The dead don't give a shit, I won't feel it as the flames consume my shell.

[Rev. Rye]

True. It seems weird, but it's just a pile of remains, and an argument from morality is no argument at all. Personally I plan on cremation, or being buried under a tree (so that it benefits), or both.

There is no beneficial aspect to your cremated remains that the tree will gain. Being buried is a waste of space, at the most you will have a third generation visiting your grave. It is just a place holder for memories, it's a big big waste of space to do that. A small urn with a few ashes is enough for anybody.

A funeral and burial is to benefit the living not the dead. The dead don't give a shit, I won't feel it as the flames consume my shell.

My own plan is to have my body cremated, and my cremains would be turned into a large block; or, if I can finalise a better idea, some slightly more complicated, but still kiln-friendly design.

[DeistPaladin]

Please, that's amatuer shit. He's gonna have to try harder to out crazy us. Who doesn't make dolls from corpses?

Fuck, yeah. We even let them run for the Republican nomination for president.

*TONIGHT ON FOX NOISE*
Announcer: "What is behind the liberal media's obsession with the latest Republican frontrunner Joe Scumbag's fortune made in selling dolls from recycled materials."

O'Riley: "I tell ya, ya got these pinheads on the far left who are forever whining about how we need to recycle and take care of the planet. OK, so a Republican figures out a way to have the free market recycle discarded materials and turn them into these wonderful dolls. I mean, isn't that the beauty of American capitalism? And now the far left wants to smear this guy because he found a way to make money off it?"

Huckabee: "I just wish the left wing media spent as much time caring for the unborn as they do with the dead."

Coulter: "These liberals just want to crucify Scumbag for his successful business model. What really bothers them is that our tomb robbers are so much better than their tomb robbers."

Beck: "Nazi, Nazi, NAZI!!!!"

Announcer: "And later, Sean Hannity will be conducting another softball interview with presidential candidate Scumbag."