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An Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Thread **LANGUAGE AND CONTENT WARNING*
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RE: An Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Thread **LANGUAGE AND CONTENT WARNING*
(December 3, 2011 at 6:50 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Don't hate them. Laugh at them.

Personally, if I were a counter demonstrator, I'd put on a clown suit and call myself "Phelpsie the Clown". I'd demonstrate along side them saying "boogie, boogie, boys and girls. Beware the invisible sky daddy. Come, be a clown like us. We clowns have to stick together."

This is a great idea! I'd love to see the WBC protest somewhere and have a group of a dozen or so clowns join them. The clowns could carry signs just like the WBC and yell out "God hates fags!". The implication, of course, is that they're all a bunch of clowns. And what could the WBC idiots do about it? They could ask the clowns to leave, but the clowns could just refuse. The clowns could even say, "We came to support you!" This would be quite amusing and who could get mad at a bunch of clowns yelling "God hates fags!"? The humor would drown out the hate.
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(December 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You'll find that you're in the company of many a Holy Grail devotee here Larissa. We can hardly go 48 hours without invoking it's gospel.

Well, anything that has to do with Monty Python in general.
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(December 4, 2011 at 3:13 pm)Thor Wrote: This is a great idea! I'd love to see the WBC protest somewhere and have a group of a dozen or so clowns join them. The clowns could carry signs just like the WBC and yell out "God hates fags!". The implication, of course, is that they're all a bunch of clowns. And what could the WBC idiots do about it? They could ask the clowns to leave, but the clowns could just refuse. The clowns could even say, "We came to support you!" This would be quite amusing and who could get mad at a bunch of clowns yelling "God hates fags!"? The humor would drown out the hate.

I'd like to build on that idea. Take the "God hates figs" slogan that someone on the internet came up with. I forget who but it would be a great counter argument.

Make signs that say "God hates figs (Mark 11:14)" in the style of the Westboro signs. Then we could have clowns arguing with each other about who's right.

"No, no, God hates FIGS. Jesus said we're to never eat from their trees again but our society is a fig-eating-tolerant society. That's why our troops are dying overseas. We tolerate the eating of figs and so... look, do I have to map it out for you? Figs! FIGS!"
"God hates FIGS!"

"Come hither or wither!"

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(December 4, 2011 at 3:25 pm)Diamond Wrote: Well, anything that has to do with Monty Python in general.

"The penguin on top of your television will now explode."

KABOOM!

"How do you suppose he knew?"

"Just a lucky guess."
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RE: An Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Thread **LANGUAGE AND CONTENT WARNING*
Why the dichotomy?

I'm perfectly happy to hate them AND laugh at them.

I also have a personal policy of getting mad AND getting even. When VERY angry I have been known to fart in the general direction of the offender.There are also several people upon whose graves I look forward to pissing.


Not sure about making love AND war. I guess jarheads have no problem Thinking

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(December 4, 2011 at 4:52 pm)Thor Wrote: "The penguin on top of your television will now explode."

KABOOM!

"How do you suppose he knew?"

"Just a lucky guess."

"Number 26: Margaret Thatcher's brain *arrow points to her calf*"
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