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#31
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December 10, 2011 at 6:51 am
Shitty car but live in a nice house.
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#32
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December 10, 2011 at 8:07 am
Since no question was asked I'll do the one that got skipped

(December 9, 2011 at 4:46 pm)Chuck Wrote: Wardork or Lucent?

Statler Waldorf

lemon pie or lemon cake?
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#33
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December 10, 2011 at 8:11 am
(December 10, 2011 at 8:07 am)tackattack Wrote: lemon pie or lemon cake?

You are an evil sonofabitch... I would usually go for the pie, but in this case I think it would have to be the cake.



Anal rape or 10 minutes of kissing with Susan Boyle?
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#34
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December 10, 2011 at 8:13 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2011 at 8:15 am by Erinome.)
Lemon Cake.

Have one foot surgically removed or magically grow a vestigial tail?
(December 10, 2011 at 8:11 am)frankiej Wrote:
(December 10, 2011 at 8:07 am)tackattack Wrote: lemon pie or lemon cake?

You are an evil sonofabitch... I would usually go for the pie, but in this case I think it would have to be the cake.



Anal rape or 10 minutes of kissing with Susan Boyle?

I'd take an anal raping. I might even pretend to put up a fight.
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December 10, 2011 at 8:15 am
Tail

I won't post another one until my one above is answered Tongue
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#36
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December 10, 2011 at 8:19 am
I answered! Look again.

Dirty Sanchez or The Abraham Lincoln?
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December 10, 2011 at 8:20 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2011 at 8:20 am by frankiej.)
You hadn't answered while I was typing my message Tongue
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#38
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December 10, 2011 at 8:20 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2011 at 8:21 am by tackattack.)
(December 10, 2011 at 8:15 am)frankiej Wrote: Tail

I won't post another one until my one above is answered Tongue

She said anal rape... I'd anal rape susan boyle.
nah couldn't live with myself, kisses it is

(Unless another was missed)
(December 10, 2011 at 8:19 am)aleialoura Wrote: I answered! Look again.

Dirty Sanchez or The Abraham Lincoln?
Abraham Lincoln

rather be stranded on a deserted island with no chance of rescue
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have a camera crew film and publish the entire rest of your life sacrificing all chance of privacy.
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December 10, 2011 at 8:24 am
Hmm, the film crew one.


Have your genitals removed and receive any super power you want
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Get increased sensitivity in your genitals and a free steak pie.
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#40
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December 10, 2011 at 8:33 am
The latter!

Be forced into a crazy christian cult for life, or spend 10 years in a Mexican prison?
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