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Would you rather...?
#1
Would you rather...?
We all know this game. I, for one, love this game.

And because I'm bored as fuck, I decided to start a thread about it. Rules are simple: you ask a "would you rather...?" question (obviously :p) and the next person who posts answers then asks their own question and so on.

So here we go.

Would you rather be telepathic or telekinetic?
Don’t ask.

Atheist
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#2
RE: Would you rather...?
(December 7, 2011 at 11:22 pm)Diamond Wrote: We all know this game. I, for one, love this game.

And because I'm bored as fuck, I decided to start a thread about it. Rules are simple: you ask a "would you rather...?" question (obviously :p) and the next person who posts answers then asks their own question and so on.

So here we go.

Would you rather be telepathic or telekinetic?

Telekinetic, cos then I could kill a Yak with mind bulletsBig Grin
(virtual banana fellatio for the first person to get the reference)

Would you rather be Captain Sparrow or Neo?
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#3
RE: Would you rather...?
You mean from 200 yards, I hate Jack black, my kids like him though.
Captain Sparrow, something about squalor and self agrandizing suits me Big Grin

Would you rather (If you were a superhero) have a disguise like clark kent or pull off a will smith and just be a baddass in public (no disguise)?
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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#4
RE: Would you rather...?
No disguise. Superman is gay.

Would you rather eat kangaroo anus or kangaroo bollocks?
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#5
RE: Would you rather...?
Kangaroo balls taste good dipped in honey.

Would you rather vote for Sarah Palin or Bachmann?
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#6
RE: Would you rather...?
Oooh...that's a tough one. I'd have to say Bachmann. In spite of everything, her life still has a chance of getting more scandalous than Palin's. And, yes, I'm talking about her husband who's so deep in the closet that he's ass-ramming Aslan.

Would you rather be a vegetarian or continue to eat meat only you'd have to go out and kill the animal yourself?
Don’t ask.

Atheist
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#7
RE: Would you rather...?
(December 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm)Diamond Wrote: Oooh...that's a tough one. I'd have to say Bachmann. In spite of everything, her life still has a chance of getting more scandalous than Palin's. And, yes, I'm talking about her husband who's so deep in the closet that he's ass-ramming Aslan.

Would you rather be a vegetarian or continue to eat meat only you'd have to go out and kill the animal yourself?

Pass me a gun and I'l show you, someone else can prepare it though,(yucky).

Would you rather.

Live in a well run communist society or a badly run capitalist one?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#8
RE: Would you rather...?
thats easy...neither.

LOL....damn, both look like shit options.

Ill take the commune.. you didnt mention if it was totalitarian or not.

Would you prefer State or Anarchy?
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#9
RE: Would you rather...?
State. I don't know why, but if I had to pick one...

Would you rather star in a porn film with Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan?
Don’t ask.

Atheist
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#10
RE: Would you rather...?
Fuck it, if Im going to be a porn star then I need to go nasty and hit that old Sean Connery

would you rather have Cake or Death?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY
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