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#51
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December 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm
The beak off of a chicken.

Would you rather be paralysed from the neck down or join a conservative party?
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#52
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December 10, 2011 at 3:41 pm
(December 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm)frankiej Wrote: The beak off of a chicken.

Would you rather be paralysed from the neck down or join a conservative party?

Conservative. You can always quit right? Besides, hands and feet are useful.

Would you rather die from crucifixion, drowning, or by being burned at the stake.
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#53
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December 10, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Drowning.

Would you rather bear a swastika on your forehead for life or cut off your genitals?
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December 10, 2011 at 6:06 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2011 at 6:06 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
swastica..I can always put on a head wrap.

Drink a cup of dog slobber or a cup of monkey piss?
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#55
RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm
Dog slobber

Have both your new bf/gf hear your parents having screaming sex or have your parents hear you and your partner having screaming sex?
Don’t ask.

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#56
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December 10, 2011 at 9:02 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2011 at 9:03 pm by Dotard.)
Parents hear me. So there is no longer any doubt I get laid from time to time.

Perform oral sex upon me if it meant you would win a million in the lottery or get raped by apple pie smoke?

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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 9:23 pm
apple pie smoke would have the least long term damage for me

Crash in a motorcycle going 35mph or have a carnival ride mishap
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#58
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December 10, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Motorcycle crash. I scared enough of carnival rides as it is.

Would you rather get dirty texts from your dad for the rest of your life or obscene phone calls from your mom for the rest of your life?
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December 10, 2011 at 11:03 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
It would most definitely be more fascinating to get them from dad ,what with him being dead and all.

Would you rather have a broken arm or a catheter for a few days? (you are conscious)
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#60
RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Catheter. Been there, done that.


Be witness to the execution of child rapists/murderers or pay taxes to allow them to live in heated/air conditioned conditions being well fed and providing excersize and a clean enviroment?
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