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RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm (This post was last modified: December 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(December 11, 2011 at 2:37 pm)Diamond Wrote: Dodgy Shoot...no internet.

Be cast away on a deserted island or lost in the woods?

i dont blame you on your choice between sex and the net.

..at the same time I thought to myself; "The net IS sex." as you can get practically unlimited porno on demand.

BUT THAT MEANS WANKING YOUR PUD!!!11!!1

So yeah, REAL sex (with several partners of questionable sexual identity and perhap a muskrat) outweighs slapping the red headed step child....that is...unless you prefer just rubbing the nub. It's all just as messy if you are doing it right.

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#72
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December 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Ass cheek.

Would you rather spend a day with Michelle Bachmann or a Fox News anchor?
Don’t ask.

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RE: Would you rather...?
December 13, 2011 at 9:44 pm
(December 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm)Diamond Wrote: Ass cheek.

Would you rather spend a day with Michelle Bachmann or a Fox News anchor?

Bachmann

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RE: Would you rather...?
December 13, 2011 at 11:09 pm
Definitely steak.

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December 13, 2011 at 11:50 pm
both choices suck...

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testicle gravy or vaginal puss?
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#76
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December 14, 2011 at 12:54 am
Nobody said it was suppose to be easy.

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December 14, 2011 at 1:15 am
House please..I like free houses.

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RE: Would you rather...?
December 14, 2011 at 3:08 am
I'd also pick the show House, hugh lowry rocks as an actor,

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caught privately by your significant other cheating with their friend
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December 14, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Prostitution sting

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December 14, 2011 at 10:25 pm
10k volts. Instantaneous.

Would you rather fuck Margaret Thatcher or give George W. Bush a blow job?
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