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Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits

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Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
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#31
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 15, 2011 at 10:11 am
They are not fucking scones! They look like something someone shat out after eating rabbit food.
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#32
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 15, 2011 at 10:20 am
But they taste like yummy, dense, sweet, fruity, sex.
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#33
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 15, 2011 at 12:14 pm
(December 15, 2011 at 6:38 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Welcome to the REAL world Theologika....

Not everyone likes tea, the biscuits are varied and the views are many... enjoy your stay here mate Thumb up
This whole discussion nearly converted me to solipsism. Almost. Wink

(December 15, 2011 at 9:46 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: Welcome. I just so happen to be drinking tea as I'm reading this.
Good man.

(December 15, 2011 at 10:10 am)aleialoura Wrote: [Image: scones4.jpg]
Perhaps God doesn't exist after all.
"We had a kettle; we let it leak:
Our not repairing made it worse.
We haven't had any tea for a week...
The bottom is out of the Universe."
Rudyard Kipling
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#34
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 15, 2011 at 12:25 pm
He has a sense of humor. I might end up liking this one.
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#35
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 15, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Luring us in with tea and biscuits.
A typical christian ploy.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#36
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 16, 2011 at 4:33 am
(December 15, 2011 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: He has a sense of humor. I might end up liking this one.
Don't hold your breath! Wink

(December 15, 2011 at 1:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Luring us in with tea and biscuits.
A typical christian ploy.
Damn, that's me outed.
"We had a kettle; we let it leak:
Our not repairing made it worse.
We haven't had any tea for a week...
The bottom is out of the Universe."
Rudyard Kipling
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#37
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 16, 2011 at 5:16 am
Welcome Smile
That will never hold up in court...
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#38
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 16, 2011 at 9:46 am
Biscuits covered in gravy, triangular scones and argumentum ad Muppet. And the world used to be such a simple place...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#39
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 16, 2011 at 10:03 am
Kermit is the ultimate source of wisdom.
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#40
RE: Christian seeks Atheists for Tea and (perhaps) Biscuits
December 16, 2011 at 10:30 am
Agreed, despite his habit of storing his nephews halfway down the stairs and changing the sound of his voice in his later career.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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