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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 6:36 pm
This is a Hoon:

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In his day, one of the hardest working MPs money can buy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 6:58 pm
Obama is the AC? I thought W was. And I can recall some folks saying Clinton was. And yet still vague recollections of HW being called that too.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:02 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 5:42 pm)professor Wrote: I sure learn a lot here.
Had to look up what a hoon is.
I think I left Hoonville as a teenager, but for sure, after my early 20s when my buddy and I used to play racer with motorcycles on the way home from work late at night.
The VW was purposely made to be nearly police invisible and quiet .
Besides, nobody races against what looks like a stock bug, and this one would tend to go sideways up to about 60 and second gear. Kind of unsafe and scary.

I'm 29 and I still hoon on my bike.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:26 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2014 at 7:27 pm by Ryantology.)
ONE WEEK REMAINING

One wonders why God has to set a date, being outside of time and space and all. Why would an omnipotent and omniscient being possibly ever need to wait to do anything?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:30 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 7:26 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: ONE WEEK REMAINING

One wonders why God has to set a date, being outside of time and space and all. Why would an omnipotent and omniscient being possibly ever need to wait to do anything?

I'll make a deal with everyone here and now.

If the rupture does happen on the day Prof has invent - predicted - I'll pay for every member of the forum who has been left behind (heh) to come to NZ for a two week holiday - all expenses paid.

What's your counter offer, Prof?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm
Before you setup plan B, I think you might look at one of the most insightful market guys I have ever come across, he is not a Christian AFAIK-
http://solarcycles.net/
The financial system is poised at the pinnacle of a historical bubble similar to 2000 or 2007. Interesting that the cycle time is 7 yrs.
Of course, I would never imagine it was intentional.

At the Departure, the world will be in a panic that will last a couple of days.
The safest place will be at home.

Ryan, I have no counter offer other than my initial offer of admission of being an ass, contributing fifty bucks and departing AF.
Sorry if that is all I am good for.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:49 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm)professor Wrote: Before you setup plan B, I think you might look at one of the most insightful market guys I have ever come across, he is not a Christian AFAIK-
http://solarcycles.net/
The financial system is poised at the pinnacle of a historical bubble similar to 2000 or 2007. Interesting that the cycle time is 7 yrs.
Of course, I would never imagine it was intentional.

At the Departure, the world will be in a panic that will last a couple of days.
The safest place will be at home.

Ryan, I have no counter offer other than my initial offer of admission of being an ass, contributing fifty bucks and departing AF.
Sorry if that is all I am good for.

So, nothing on par with my offer then.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:57 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm)professor Wrote: At the Departure, the world will be in a panic that will last a couple of days.
The safest place will be at home.

Hey - you told me I'd be okay going to Blackpool, you git! Devil
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 7:57 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm)professor Wrote: Sorry if that is all I am good for.

If you have real faith in your god, you should be able to promise the whole world, because there's no chance you'll be wrong.
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Re: RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 8:34 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 7:30 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'll make a deal with everyone here and now.

If the rupture does happen on the day Prof has invent - predicted - I'll pay for every member of the forum who has been left behind (heh) to come to NZ for a two week holiday - all expenses paid.

What's your counter offer, Prof?

First class? Jhc has long legs and likes to stretch out...

Open bar I assume.
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