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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm)professor Wrote: I have heard some of us are coming back ( if that's true- I volunteer, I have a necessity to keep busy).

Very nice, prof, the way you leave yourself an out when your 'prediction' falls flat on its numerological face. 'No, honestly, I WAS raptured, I was sent back to continue to try and counsel the rest of you poor heathens.' Yup...VERY nicely done. Slick as cat shit on a tile floor, that one.

See you on the 26th, mate.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
This is all hilarious. People actually believe the end of the world is coming. Yet, not one prediction has ever come true.

Oh well, live under that rock. I will continue to enjoy what life has to offer.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 23, 2014 at 6:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm)professor Wrote: I have heard some of us are coming back ( if that's true- I volunteer, I have a necessity to keep busy).

Very nice, prof, the way you leave yourself an out when your 'prediction' falls flat on its numerological face. 'No, honestly, I WAS raptured, I was sent back to continue to try and counsel the rest of you poor heathens.' Yup...VERY nicely done. Slick as cat shit on a tile floor, that one.

See you on the 26th, mate.

Boru

Though one might simply ask him to provide evidence that other people have indeed been raptured. It should be quite easy.

The simplest thing would be simply never posting on the forums again, but again we would have plenty of evidence of people disapppearing all over the world...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 23, 2014 at 10:35 am)professor Wrote: Whateverist, my oldest son is an investigator, he has guns and is a shooting instructor at times, the second son has guns too.
As for an Apocalypse scenario, a lot of that is fear mongering.

Easy for you to say, you'll be ruptured.

If you don't at least leave them a bunker with a built in flame thrower .. it's like you just don't really give a shit.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
We don't need you to come back and save us....go away....shoo!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 23, 2014 at 8:35 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: We don't need you to come back and save us....go away....shoo!

Awwwww, the prof ain't so bad.

He's a drag racer after all.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
For all you who are late to this party- the world never ends.
It gets a huge change of management.
The Rapture will (whenever it comes) be like the bartender giving the Last call before closing time comes.
It's time to belly up to the bar and drink the best Spirit.

It will be a world wide event that cannot be missed.

The only questions will be: Who took them and where did they go.

I have been telling you guys who takes them and where they are going.
I am doing this as an antidote for the Alien Abduction lie that Satan's helpers have been creating.
I feel that Naturalists will be more likely to fall for the Lie.
Especially since the alternative is so unpalatable.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 23, 2014 at 8:47 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: He's a drag racer after all.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Yeah, like that.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 23, 2014 at 8:58 pm)professor Wrote: For all you who are late to this party- the world never ends.
It gets a huge change of management.
The Rapture will (whenever it comes) be like the bartender giving the Last call before closing time comes.
It's time to belly up to the bar and drink the best Spirit.

Sounds like someone already has. I do hope you're not driving.

Still, at least you've made a testable, and by all accounts pretty damn noticeable, claim; even if you've (wisely) stepped away from your original naming of the day. Even Harold Camping didn't do that.

In the meantime, this is all I hear in your words:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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