It's a nice little park you've commissioned here. I'll come take strolls through your gardens every once in awhile to soothe the spirits and ease the mind. I'd chat with the locals and soak in the scenery, then I'd be on my way again. However my excursions would always be beset with frustrations for things would always change everytime I would return. My preferred benches to relax on would be gone and replaced with dew covered, sharp and bumpy rocks. The lakeside pathways I'd routinely trot down in glee would make unexpected dips into brambles and thorn bushes. Most tragic of all, when I'd go to get sucked off by my favorite street corner prostitute, Luchessio the Ab-Chiseled Stallion, he would be nowhere to be found, and in his place would be Paulie the Emaciated Ass-Crack Sniffer. 

Yes, like any naturalized urban recreational zone, yours had its own druggie population, and the drug of choice for the denizens of AF.org was username changes. However I notice things have stayed relatively stable since my last visit, and I wonder what has led to this state of equilibrium. Did the username change drug supply run dry? Were its suppliers and cartel controllers all busted? Were the rehabilitation clinics a resounding success? 

Whatever the cause, I'm happy to see that you lot have seemed to kick off your bad habits for the most part, and look forward to ambling down your garden pathways unburdened by any further difficulties.

You always were strange.

Yea yea. Would you like a waffle? c:

Strange is good.

Hello and Welcome Back. Not that I ever knew you fore.

OK is subjective, I have no response.

Ab-Chiseled?

Okay, Uncle K, what is up with going back to the photo you had when I joined, and now saying that you feel the air from another planet?  WTF?  Are the fumes from diapers disturbing your mind?  Is it the loss of sleep from a baby crying at all hours of the day and night?  If you were nearby, I would invite you over for a drink to discuss the matter, but the plane fare would be much more than the cost of something good to drink to sooth your soul.

(July 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm)Rahul Wrote: You always were strange.

At least I don't suffer from multiple personality disorder. :p

We are always happy to have you here and appreciate all the kudos you leave us. Maybe you could stay here a while longer.

(July 24, 2015 at 8:19 pm)KUSA Wrote: We are always happy to have you here and appreciate all the kudos you leave us. Maybe you could stay here a while longer.

Kudos is my crack. It's like a metaphorical blowjob, and just like in real life I tend to give more than I receive.