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The Taboo of Number Two

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The Taboo of Number Two
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 9:48 am
(August 7, 2015 at 6:15 am)Alex K Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 11:20 am)Exian Wrote: When Alex was talking about changing diapers, I wanted to share this story but TMI, so now here it is:

Thanks for sharing Tongue So far, everything is fluffy, I'll get back to you if the situation changes Tongue


Wait, are you suggesting you'd like to put Exian on speed dial just in case?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 9:50 am
My vote is B.. it should not be taboo but I guess I am part of that problem... i never, other than my girlfriend or family say, i have to go poop... Even while at work, if someone walks in the bathroom, I immediately clench and hope someone doesnt see my shoes lol... I couldnt tell you why i'm embarrassed... we all do it, if you don't you'd die.....

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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 9:53 am
(August 7, 2015 at 9:50 am)QuarkDriven Wrote: Even while at work, if someone walks in the bathroom, I immediately clench and hope someone doesnt see my shoes lol... I couldnt tell you why i'm embarrassed... we all do it, if you don't you'd die.....


I'm right there with you, man.  Well, so to speak.  I'm actually one of the few weirdos who voted to keep it taboo.  But don't tell Cath-y or she'll never let me live it down.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 9:58 am
(August 7, 2015 at 9:53 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(August 7, 2015 at 9:50 am)QuarkDriven Wrote: Even while at work, if someone walks in the bathroom, I immediately clench and hope someone doesnt see my shoes lol... I couldnt tell you why i'm embarrassed... we all do it, if you don't you'd die.....


I'm right there with you, man.  Well, so to speak.  I'm actually one of the few weirdos who voted to keep it taboo.  But don't tell Cath-y or she'll never let me live it down.

Your secret is safe with me...

Wish i would have thought of this for all the keep it in the taboo closet poopers...
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:44 am
(August 7, 2015 at 9:53 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(August 7, 2015 at 9:50 am)QuarkDriven Wrote: Even while at work, if someone walks in the bathroom, I immediately clench and hope someone doesnt see my shoes lol... I couldnt tell you why i'm embarrassed... we all do it, if you don't you'd die.....


I'm right there with you, man.  Well, so to speak.  I'm actually one of the few weirdos who voted to keep it taboo.  But don't tell Cath-y or she'll never let me live it down.

I thought I knew you Whatevs. Very disappointed. Sad
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:48 am
Oh poop. She found out.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Meh, we are used to discuss about shit. You know, the existence of gods Big Grin

Also, 2 girls 1 cup. Enough said.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 12:03 pm
Two girls, one cup? Is this a Portuguese insider joke? (If it has to do with Ms. Bomba - hehehehe.)
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Poo-pourri is great for hiding the smell.

But it has a long lasting, unique smell of its own. So you end up with a 30 minute broadcast of "Hey, everyone, I just pooped."
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 12:06 pm
To hell with that then. No one must ever suspect I actually ...


NEVER MIND!


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