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The Taboo of Number Two
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I'm not even gonna say what came to mind reading that, it's filthy and belongs in Area 69
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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
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(August 8, 2015 at 3:31 pm)Nope Wrote:
(August 8, 2015 at 12:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: Cath, when you post these types of thread topics, everyone's involved because we all can relate to poo and bum cracks! Who needs to discuss religion when this shit is heaps more fun!

Maybe we have learned the secret to peace on earth. Our leaders should stop discussing serious things and just talk about their bowel movements.


I'm imagining Angela Merkel and Obama discussing the color and texture of their poop with the prime minister of Iran.

That's what I'm saying. Poop is the one thing we ALL have in common. There is no logical reason why it should be taboo to talk about. Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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I thought this thread was a serious discussion of some theistic principle from the title. OMG

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btw,speaking of poop,i used to discuss with my friends in 12th grade some of our unfulfilled dreams.One of my friend wanted to poop in the open near a river where the water just barely doesn't touch his bottom so that he will feel a cool sensation on his butt whilst he pooped.Needless to say poop was the main topic of discussion for like a month.One of my friend wanted to poop in a water amusement park,i wanted to poop in a bag and throw it in the window of a car.Lots of unfulfilled dreams really.Remember that time when you get stuck in a slide because the slide is too dry?One of my friends thought that it would be a reasonable idea to poop at that instance so that friction can do it's job better,he was one of my best friends.
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(August 8, 2015 at 3:54 pm)pool Wrote: I thought this thread was a serious discussion of some theistic principle. OMG

"Pool" is only one letter away from poop.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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*hides*
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(August 8, 2015 at 3:54 pm)pool Wrote: I thought this thread was a serious discussion of some theistic principle from the title. OMG

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btw,speaking of poop,i used to discuss with my friends in 12th grade some of our unfulfilled dreams.One of my friend wanted to poop in the open near a river where the water just barely doesn't touch his bottom so that he will feel a cool sensation on his butt whilst he pooped.Needless to say poop was the main topic of discussion for like a month.One of my friend wanted to poop in a water amusement park,i wanted to poop in a bag and throw it in the window of a car.Lots of unfulfilled dreams really.Remember that time when you get stuck in a slide because the slide is too dry?One of my friends thought that it would be a reasonable idea to poop at that instance so that friction can do it's job better,he was one of my best friends.

Big Grin
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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How about a new twist. Anyone here or anyone you know every have critters in their poop?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I think we should all check in here when we poop.

I just took a dump. My man is flying this weekend, so I left the door open. My cat came in and jumped on my lap as I was pinching the loaf. I looked and saw that I was out of toilet paper in that bathroom, so I grabbed from the tissue box.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(August 8, 2015 at 4:27 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: How about a new twist. Anyone here or anyone you know every have critters in their poop?

Lol, what? I'm pretty sure I'd pass out.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(August 8, 2015 at 4:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 8, 2015 at 4:27 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: How about a new twist. Anyone here or anyone you know every have critters in their poop?

Lol, what? I'm pretty sure I'd pass out.
Well, we all have some non human critters in our poop (intestinal microbiota). I was just wondering if any had experience higher biologic forms. I've dewormed many dogs and cats, some humans (mainly pin worm). Had a case of giardia myself after a camping trip and drinking untreated water. Now that was some fine pooping I can tell ya!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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