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Anti-christ?
#41
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 12:51 pm)professor Wrote: .. Obama will be leaving office via a shuttle to a very warm place along with his (Coming here in Sept.) sidekick the false prophet...

This is so UNFAIR!

I applied for the position of antichrist and Satan said that my resume looked nice and that he'd let me know when the position came up.

Crap, A black Kenyan stole my job! So Unfair! I love sin twice as much as that hidden muslim!

Vote for me!!!

Brakeman + SIN = LOVE!
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#42
RE: Anti-christ?
Say, I have sex with satan pretty often. I could tell him a good word about you.....for a price Demon
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#43
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 7:57 am)Cato Wrote:
(August 15, 2015 at 7:20 am)professor Wrote: It really will come down to Obama OR Jesus.

Certainly you're aware that Obama is term limited, right?

The fact that there are adults that take this shit seriously is a bit tragic.

I suspect the prof is severely brain damaged.  I bet a bible fell off a shelf and hit him on the head when he was young.
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#44
RE: Anti-christ?
Hmmm well, a battle between Rik, prof and MK. Oooooh, the magnificent word salad coming out of it....
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#45
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Brakeman Wrote:
(August 15, 2015 at 12:51 pm)professor Wrote: .. Obama will be leaving office via a shuttle to a very warm place along with his (Coming here in Sept.) sidekick the false prophet...

This is so UNFAIR!

I applied for the position of antichrist and Satan said that my resume looked nice and that he'd let me know when the position came up.

Crap, A black Kenyan stole my job! So Unfair! I love sin twice as much as that hidden muslim!

Vote for me!!!

Brakeman + SIN = LOVE!


They took err jaaaaaaahhhhhbbbbbbbbbssssssssssssssss!
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#46
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Crap, A black Kenyan stole my job! So Unfair! I love sin twice as much as that hidden muslim!

Black Kenyan muslim atheist married to a transvestite. You probably couldn't top that.
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#47
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 3:40 pm)abaris Wrote:
(August 15, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Crap, A black Kenyan stole my job! So Unfair! I love sin twice as much as that hidden muslim!

Black Kenyan muslim atheist married to a transvestite. You probably couldn't top that.

....Who is also a gay Jewish reptilian communist
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#48
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(August 15, 2015 at 3:40 pm)abaris Wrote: Black Kenyan muslim atheist married to a transvestite. You probably couldn't top that.

....Who is also a gay Jewish reptilian communist

Don't forget that Obama is a Communist Nazi.  Hard to pull off, if you're not a Muslim, Jewish atheist.
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#49
RE: Anti-christ?
I come back for a visit and you guys haven't lost any zap. Good going.

Brakeman, I hear your disappointment, hopefully later, when you consider his destiny, you will feel better.

SBC- I don't watch Fox at all. They are still part of the establishment and are on a leash.

Min, brain-damaged?  Rather, the book fell on my head and I see reality much clearer.

About late September-
The elete have placed the 23rd in many films, some TV shows and cartoons
(shown as 9/23 or the European way- 23/9)
For some reason they have a code where they must tell us ahead of time (in a sublime way) of their intentions.
Then, when they do something, they are able to say, "We told you so".
It is a way of prophesying- a mimic of what God does.

I know the false prophet will be here with the antichrist on or around that date.
It is the Day of Atonement - Yom Kippur, the start of the next Jubilee cycle.

Oh yea, CERN is due to go full power in September for their occult goal of opening a "Door" / portal to other dimensions (to release the  fallen angles in the abyss) for which 13 billion dollars was spent in building the "Machine".
The money spent just happens to be 13- the # of rebellion and witchcraft.
The logo of CERN has three 6s (sublimely) in a circle form and their headquarter mascot is a large statue of the Hindu god of destruction.
I assume they will be successful, these guys don't drop that kind of money to merely give science people toys to play with.
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#50
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 15, 2015 at 4:21 pm)professor Wrote: I know the false prophet will be here with the antichrist on or around that date.

And yet not one single person has shown a source for "The coming of the "Anti-Christ'".
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