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Anti-christ?
#21
RE: Anti-christ?
Hey, asswipe.  Weren't you supposed to kill yourself or something when your last bullshit end-times prophecy failed?

Can't you keep your promises?
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#22
RE: Anti-christ?
Min, all those supposed prerequisites you just listed are just that- suppositions and guesses.
I would not wait for them when the train is in the station.
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#23
RE: Anti-christ?
Your whole religion is suppositions and guesses, dummy.  When are you going to catch on?
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#24
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 14, 2015 at 6:34 pm)wolfclan96 Wrote: http://www.headlinepolitics.com/jesus-pr...will-drop/

so I ran across this on Facebook and was, of course, skeptical.

curious to get your takes on this

No where in the bible is there mention of an anti-christ except for three places in which it is a reference to atheists in general.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#25
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 14, 2015 at 9:44 pm)professor Wrote: No Kitty, I am totally serious.
Punch in to Google: "Michelle Obama blue dress bulge"
The old jock strap bulge surfaced under that blue cover.

Ok, normally I'd make jokes about you being a fucking crackhead, but this is just distasteful.
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#26
RE: Anti-christ?
Oh man, prof is back! Haven't you learned anything at all from last year? Lol

Obama is the Anti-Christ because he's brown and he's made healthcare accessible to more people! And there's numbers in my book written by goat herders 4000 years ago that I can twist and turn so they correspond to things! LOOMYNARTY CONFIRMED!

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#27
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 14, 2015 at 6:34 pm)wolfclan96 Wrote: http://www.headlinepolitics.com/jesus-pr...will-drop/

so I ran across this on Facebook and was, of course, skeptical.

curious to get your takes on this

Complete conjecture, you can't possibly know what language Jesus was speaking at any given point in the gospels and it's stupid to speculate about it.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK

The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK


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#28
RE: Anti-christ?
Just remember that the anti-christ sides with humanity and tries to save it from that damn homicidal maniac Jesus, who is intent on killing all life and destroying the planet.
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#29
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 14, 2015 at 9:09 pm)professor Wrote: We never considered that he would be a homo. He has no desire for women (Michael / Michelle is a trans)

You know you shouldn't overdose on Alex Jones -- now go, get your medicine.
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#30
RE: Anti-christ?
(August 14, 2015 at 9:09 pm)professor Wrote: You know ( I depart from the cute responses so far), we always wondered what it meant when the prophecy of Daniel said the antichrist would, "Have no regard for the desire of women". different thought were put forth.
We never considered that he would be a homo. He has no desire for women (Michael / Michelle is a trans)
That is the way it is with prophecy- only when it comes to pass do we figure it out.

Get help. Or die in a fire. Whichever.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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