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Fart Jokes - Historically

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Fart Jokes - Historically
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Fart Jokes - Historically
August 17, 2015 at 12:30 pm
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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
August 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm
That's the first time I've got wind of this.



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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
August 17, 2015 at 1:39 pm
On occasion, I have peeled wall paper . .
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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
August 17, 2015 at 1:46 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: That's the first time I've got wind of this.

Shit, lets just close the thread and move on. DBP won an internet!
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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
August 17, 2015 at 1:48 pm
Not specifically a fart joke, but this is one of my favorite ditties:

In days of Old
When knights were bold
And toilets not invented,
They left their load
Along the road
And walked off so contented.
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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
September 20, 2015 at 4:12 pm
This is what really cracks me up. Needs the right setting to be funny.

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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
September 20, 2015 at 4:16 pm (This post was last modified: September 20, 2015 at 4:17 pm by brewer.)
Does LP detect an air of discontent?

Abaris, Cracks? Really?
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RE: Fart Jokes - Historically
September 20, 2015 at 4:18 pm
Oh, fuck....

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