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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 6:21 am
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(August 19, 2015 at 7:02 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If you wasted less time with your fucking bible maybe you could learn something useful.
On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.
Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.
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Yeah... how's that working out for you?
And again, do you think Min would even have noticed anything if you didn't tell him about it? Apparently not, if you felt the need to do that. The only conclusion, therefore, is condescending, holier-than-thou arrogance on your part: "I consider something broken in you that does not meet my standards. I'm employing passive-aggressive tactics to inform you of this." I'm not going to speak for Min nor anyone else, but this would earn you a smack in the mouth from me. Nobody, not one person, has 'offered' to pray for me in all of the past five years. Why? Because they have too much respect for my feelings.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 6:24 am
I'm sure Randy's Protestant friends are praying for him too 
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 6:26 am
You'll be in my thoughts, Randy.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 6:33 am
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Let us all pray:
Dear Lord - please don't allow Randy to choke to death on his own penis. That is all.
Amen
There - he's safe now... And presumably - eternally grateful. I just did save his life after all... 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 6:34 am
Also: three months, Randy? Three whole months and you're still having to whine about Min's attitude to you? At what point do you decide to give up the praying as a bad job?
I know you love arguments from authority, so here's one that Einstein is supposed to have said: "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 11:52 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 9:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pray for a way to get your head out of your ass, Randy. You dumb deluded fuck.
Jesus really does love you, Min.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 11:54 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Thena323 Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 9:18 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: The fact that you've made a sexual connection to intercessory prayer is what's really weird... Repeating "Jesus loves you" in a desperate attempt to get someone riled up, just for the sake of getting off is NOT intercessory prayer, dude.
I pray for forum members when I'm offline, you silly person.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 20, 2015 at 11:59 pm
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(August 19, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: <stupid meme deleted>
Min, seriously...you're a grown man sitting alone in your apartment searching the web for anti-Catholic memes to try to upset me? Is this what your anger has reduced you to?
God's plan for you is waaaay better than that. He forgives all who ask.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 21, 2015 at 12:04 am
(August 20, 2015 at 6:34 am)Stimbo Wrote: Also: three months, Randy? Three whole months and you're still having to whine about Min's attitude to you? At what point do you decide to give up the praying as a bad job?
I know you love arguments from authority, so here's one that Einstein is supposed to have said: "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
St. Augustine's mother, Monica, prayed for him for about 20 years. Eventually, he became a doctor...of the Church.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 21, 2015 at 12:12 am
(August 20, 2015 at 11:54 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Repeating "Jesus loves you" in a desperate attempt to get someone riled up, just for the sake of getting off is NOT intercessory prayer, dude.
I pray for forum members when I'm offline, you silly person.
Call it what you like, you deviant!
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