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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:05 pm
It's an emoticon, Randy. It's a picture - it's not actually real. You, er, you do realise that, right? Actually, that would explain so much...
And why would I want a job in the fast food industry when I'm in line for my old Government position?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:10 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's an emoticon, Randy. It's a picture - it's not actually real. You, er, you do realise that, right? Actually, that would explain so much...
And why would I want a job in the fast food industry when I'm in line for my old Government position?
Well, the qualifications for and expectations of the two are nearly indistinguishable, so you have a good point. I'd go for the one with the pension.
As a small business owner, I'll be feeding you and your family for the rest of your natural days. 
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:13 pm
Well, in the sense that I'd be taking your earnings, you're probably right.
Anyway, since you're not going to provoke me, how about getting back to the track of this thread?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:17 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 4:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, in the sense that I'd be taking your earnings, you're probably right.
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Quote:Anyway, since you're not going to provoke me, how about getting back to the track of this thread?
This forum keeps its threads on topic?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:23 pm
Exactly; which is where Staff step in when required. Pretend-laugh that one off.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Exactly; which is where Staff step in when required. Pretend-laugh that one off.
Steve-
It may happen, but I've yet to see it.
Tell you what...the next time I see someone go off about waffles or rock-crushers, I'll report it, and you can delete the posts, okay?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:44 pm
Tell me how to do my job again. I go all goosepimply when someone does that.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:46 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 4:41 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Tell you what...the next time I see someone go off about waffles or rock-crushers, I'll report it, and you can delete the posts, okay?
Do you have a better rock crusher?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 4:10 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Well, the qualifications for and expectations of the two are nearly indistinguishable, so you have a good point. I'd go for the one with the pension.
Which goes to show why you're a lifelong republican voter. That kind of respect for working people is only found with conservatives.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 6:48 pm
To the OP. You haven't figured that out yet? Hint, it posts here all the time.
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