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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 5:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Stimbo, we're beginning to sound like Pat Robertson with his primordial brain.

Gotta be careful. Check my sig.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 6:02 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 5:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Stimbo, we're beginning to sound like Pat Robertson with his primordial brain.
Gotta be careful.  Check my sig.

I remember that whenever I find I've said all that I feel is necessary to say and the ignorant are none the better for it. I feel like that's where I am right now and I'm just having fun, not arguing with anyone.

Why did you quote this statement about Pat Robertson?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 6:40 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Why did you quote this statement about Pat Robertson?


I thought it rather obvious, but here goes the thesis.

It was just a 'tongue-in-cheek' response to the 'tongue-in-cheek' response you had made. As my recollection of Pat Robertson is, shall we say, not fond? Your 'tongue-in-cheek' was, I assumed, jestly suggesting that you and Stimbo had sunk down to the level of the evangelist.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 7:07 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 6:40 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Why did you quote this statement about Pat Robertson?


I thought it rather obvious, but here goes the thesis.

It was just a 'tongue-in-cheek' response to the 'tongue-in-cheek' response you had made.  As my recollection of Pat Robertson is, shall we say, not fond?  Your 'tongue-in-cheek' was, I assumed, jestly suggesting that you and Stimbo had sunk down to the level of the evangelist.

Oh, I c.

Well as I just told Stim, it's time for me to rest my cranium in bed. I am too slow to catch the obvious tonight.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
Godschild Wrote:Then why does it still have C-14 in it.

Could be a variety of reasons. Maybe bacterial contamination. Maybe radiation in the geology in which the reserve is found. The C14 levels range from close to 1% (like it was deposited yesterday) down to expected levels.

Expected levels are zero.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 9:23 pm)Godschild Wrote: Expected levels are zero.

GC

Based on what? Citation needed.

And no, Ray Comfort doesn't count.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 5:05 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Godschild Wrote: Like the only nation to be re-established after two thousand years, this has only happened once and most of the world agreed to it, and that same nation becoming the power house of the Middle East in only a few years. Does this happen happen all the time. What's left not much, mostly prophecies about Israel and the tribulation. Of coarse the one Christians look forward to the most, the return of our glorious Savior, Jesus Christ.

GC
And you call this bloodbath fulfillment of prophecy? I guess after 2,000 years those Jewish proselytes got tired of waiting for divine intervention and created their own fulfillment. It doesn't take a miracle to kill people but it does take a god  to make people so bloodthirsty.

You call a people defending their country a blood bath, then the world as a whole is guilty. The real blood bath occurred during WWII, but then I guess you don't care about God's people unless you can condemn God through them. So who is it that has a real blood thirst.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Godschild Wrote: I guess you don't care about God's people unless you can condemn God through them. So who is it that has a real blood thirst.

GC

I care very much about what you call god's people, since WWII is the reason why I don't have any extended family. It's only that most of the ones killed by Hitler, at least from my family, didn't give a single shit about being God's people. They simply were jews. And it doesn't keep me from ciritcizing rightwing turds likle Netanjahu without hating Israel.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am)dyresand Wrote:
(August 31, 2015 at 1:47 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Oh, hell no. I can see myself getting regrettably fucked up on those. Angel
Well actually not really you would have too eat quite a bit of them. But the vodka that is left over however is very delicious.
(emphasis is mine)

Mmmmm-hmm. That's the problem.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 31, 2015 at 12:39 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Just reading this discussion makes me understand why you guys have such a high disdain for theists.  Are the majority of theists you encounter like this?  I'm just sitting here shaking my head.....

I won't speak for everyone, but I think most here will agree that theists like yourself are welcome here with open arms and I personally wish more like you would show up in place of some of the ass-hats.
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