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Current time: August 1, 2026, 3:29 pm

Poll: .
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Poop
33.33%
4 33.33%
Poo
8.33%
1 8.33%
poo poo
0%
0 0%
BM
0%
0 0%
Stool
8.33%
1 8.33%
Black banana
0%
0 0%
Dump
16.67%
2 16.67%
Turd
25.00%
3 25.00%
Crap
0%
0 0%
Crud
0%
0 0%
Do-do
0%
0 0%
Dropping
0%
0 0%
Excrement
0%
0 0%
Feces
0%
0 0%
Log
8.33%
1 8.33%
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Favorite word for poop
#41
Favorite word for poop
When I have to go, I tell everyone that I am going to "push a squishy.".
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#42
RE: Favorite word for poop
(September 9, 2015 at 7:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(September 9, 2015 at 7:12 pm)abaris Wrote: What's the point of not using profanity?

Just not really my thing I guess. Not that I never do, I just normally don't toss it around when I talk.
Surely with 6 cats you gotta when you're home alone?
It's not like they will get offended.
I swear at mine daily!
I'm sure he thinks his name is:

" fuck off and go give your mother the shits".
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#43
RE: Favorite word for poop
(September 9, 2015 at 7:20 pm)Aroura Wrote: The only term I really don't like is "pinching a loaf".  I don't want someones shit to sound like a meal about to be served, lol.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#44
RE: Favorite word for poop
(September 9, 2015 at 7:40 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:
(September 9, 2015 at 7:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Just not really my thing I guess. Not that I never do, I just normally don't toss it around when I talk.

Yeah man, she ain't a monkey tossing her shit around like the rest of us, she's an elegant lady. 

But that makes me wonder,if you knew you were in the monkey cage, shouldn't you have tossed shit (hah!) up on the poll. Tongue

LOL!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#45
RE: Favorite word for poop
Amongst one of my circles of old friends, it started as "give birth to a politician" and eventually morphed to "I'm gonna go vote".
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#46
RE: Favorite word for poop
I believe a number of users used the word "deuce" on my introductions page Sad

I prefer log, though.
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#47
RE: Favorite word for poop
The word poop is my favorite because it just sounds cute and fun. But when I have to go, I just always say I gotta go take a dump.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#48
RE: Favorite word for poop
(September 9, 2015 at 9:20 pm)KUSA Wrote: When I have to go, I tell everyone that I am going to "push a squishy.".

Hahaha That's awesome. There's one about a "grumpy" I always liked but can't remember if its "push a" or "drop a" or what.



I was in a particularly nasty port-o-john the other day and when I smashed one out, I said "There, now you're the Dook of Smellington" to my turd and laughed pretty hard all by myself, which made me laugh harder.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#49
RE: Favorite word for poop
I think "Trump" is another good word for crap...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#50
RE: Favorite word for poop
(September 9, 2015 at 9:46 pm)Beccs Wrote: I think "Trump" is another good word for crap...

What, you don't like the public racist fighting to lead our country and living?
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