This coming Thursday, September 24th, will be a historic one if you are a Christian prophet with a penchant for conspiracy theories.  On that day will begin the end of days.  The universe as we know it has been a useful stage prop in God's plan for man.  But soon it will be time to scrap the natural, for on the 24th the story moves on the superdupernatural.  There will be celebrating and there will be wailing.

But I get ahead of myself.  The question here isn't what happens after the 24th.  The question is what will you do with the last four days on earth?

Will you indulge your animal nature to the max - fornicating with whoever and whatever catches your eye - eat what you like and screw the goals - maybe pick up a baseball bat and settle some old scores?

Or will you spend the time repenting, praying and generally begging for selection to the good place?

Or will your agenda be unchanged this coming week?

(September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: This coming Thursday, September 24th, will be a historic one if you are a Christian prophet(Who told you that Christians can be Prophets?)


 with a penchant for conspiracy theories(No).

 On that day will begin the end of days.(No It won't who told you this?)  

The universe as we know it has been a useful stage prop in God's plan for man.(Not quite,A perfect universe was good's plan but ruined by the sin of Adam and Eve so now God has a new plan the new heaven's and the new earth) 
 
But soon it will be time to scrap the natural, for on the 24th the story moves on the superdupernatural.(where ever you got this from,you got it from a christian cult)  There will be celebrating and there will be wailing.(For cult's yes,but not for true Christian's as the bible say's,"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.Matthew 24:36,so no one knows when the world would end except from the father alone.)

But I get ahead of myself.  The question here isn't what happens after the 24th.  The question is what will you do with the last four days on earth?(I just answered that)

Will you indulge your animal nature to the max - fornicating with whoever and whatever catches your eye - eat what you like and screw the goals - maybe pick up a baseball bat and settle some old scores?(already said)

Or will you spend the time repenting, praying and generally begging for selection to the good place?(already said)

Or will your agenda be unchanged this coming week?(already said)

I would spend my last day standing next to a line of soothsayers with a sign saying "Is this the line for starbucks?"

Of course, to be that confident, it helps to be a saint BEFORE you're asked the question.

(September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am)Randy Carson Wrote: Of course, to be that confident, it helps to be a saint BEFORE you're asked the question.

Nearly identical quote attributed to Martin Luther.

Quote:If I knew that tomorrow was the end of the world, I would plant an apple tree today

Did anybody actually say it? Anyone's guess, I think.

As for me, I'm working, since I have to pay my rent come october.

I think I will step up my mocking and flinging of derisive rebukes and criticisms towards the end of the world twits.

Bossman said no holidays for me even if the world ends tomorrow, so I guess it's business as usual for me.

I'd make all kind of excuses why I couldn't answer the hypothetical question.

It wouldn't be quite business as usual. Long term concerns wouldn't be as important.

Masturbate. A lot. Oh, wait, I already do that.

The last fucking thing I have to worry about is being whisked up to heaven to suck jesus' cock for eternity.