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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm
I'm not telling cause I don't want any competition. It will be tough enough to get in and out on day one. But those last available days will be some kinda fun!
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 10:33 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Masturbate.  A lot.  Oh, wait, I already do that. Devil

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah...that's a good point, Wyrd.  What's with all the foot-fetishism among these religious bullshit artists?

I guess in an age when few people could afford shoes and there was animal shit all over the fucking place washing feet must have been a big occupation....for slaves.

[Image: PopeFrancis-washing-feet-young-people-.jpg]

Today, I think his assholiness is just fucking around.  Probably heads back to the vatican and jerks off!

At least it gives the altar boys a night off.
I was making a joke.  The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia.  So washing feet means giving a BJ.

Oh god.  Please tell me that isn't a joke.  Please.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: I was making a joke.  The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia.  So washing feet means giving a BJ.

Oh god.  Please tell me that isn't a joke.  Please.

Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible.  Scroll down to feet.

http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 9:40 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god.  Please tell me that isn't a joke.  Please.

Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible.  Scroll down to feet.

http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm

THANK YOU!!!

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm
Working hard at work till Thursday so I can have Friday off. Again! Just in case jesus roll calls my name? I wanna be ready for the prick with my cricket bat.
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September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 2:19 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god.  Please tell me that isn't a joke.  Please.

Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible.  Scroll down to feet.

http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm

Middle English used the word "yard" as a euphemism for penis, as in this ribald exchange from Love's Labour's Lost:

Quote:Princess of France: Speak, brave Hector: we are much delighted.

Don Adriano de Armado: I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper.

Boyet [Aside to DUMAIN]: Loves her by the foot,—

Dumain [Aside to BOYET]: He may not by the yard.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am)Randy Carson Wrote: [Image: quote-once-while-st-francis-of-assisi-wa...353238.jpg]

Of course, to be that confident, it helps to be a saint BEFORE you're asked the question.

Doesn't sound confident so much as very contented to be hoeing (not my favorite thing really).  Frankly, even if I believed I was going to heaven, actually especially if I thought I was, I'd stop doing long term chores.  Why hoe weeds for crops you won't be there to see?  Make dinner.  Spend time with friends.  Have sex.  Paint.  Hoeing?  Cleaning the gutters?  Why?
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Don't you have to dead BEFORE the fuckers make you a saint?
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 3:49 pm
LOL! Honestly, the only place I ever heard about a rapture on this upcoming 24th of september, is on this site lol. Obviously I don't believe in a rapture, but if I did, I'd spend my last 24 hours in prayer.
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