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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 11:12 am
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(September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am)Randy Carson Wrote: Of course, to be that confident, it helps to be a saint BEFORE you're asked the question.
No need for that, lol.....Frank and I are of a similar mind on that count. The shame of having a weedy, unkempt garden as the last thing I did....what I'm remembered by even a little...unbearable. Pretty sure that;s how most of us handle our demise though, when we know it's coming. There's that initial panic for some, but business as usual seems to be the order of things past that.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 11:06 am)Minimalist Wrote: The last fucking thing I have to worry about is being whisked up to heaven to suck jesus' cock for eternity.
Wow, you put it like that and suddenly I am rethinking atheism . . .
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 7:35 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 11:06 am)Minimalist Wrote: The last fucking thing I have to worry about is being whisked up to heaven to suck jesus' cock for eternity. So you don't want to wash his feet?
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm
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Yeah...that's a good point, Wyrd. What's with all the foot-fetishism among these religious bullshit artists?
I guess in an age when few people could afford shoes and there was animal shit all over the fucking place washing feet must have been a big occupation....for slaves.
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Today, I think his assholiness is just fucking around. Probably heads back to the vatican and jerks off!
At least it gives the altar boys a night off.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 7:46 pm
It would be awesome to see a giant asteroid streaking across the sky headed for us to deliver a killer shot instead of having to die by one the usual run-of-the-mill ways. All too often people wake up in the morning and get ready to go about their daily routines thinking that it will be business as usual. But some meet disasters that they simply couldn't have imagined.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah...that's a good point, Wyrd. What's with all the foot-fetishism among these religious bullshit artists?
I guess in an age when few people could afford shoes and there was animal shit all over the fucking place washing feet must have been a big occupation....for slaves.
Today, I think his assholiness is just fucking around. Probably heads back to the vatican and jerks off!
At least it gives the altar boys a night off. I was making a joke. The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia. So washing feet means giving a BJ.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 7:58 pm
So....when the woman rushed in and poured oil on jesus' feet, she was really oiling up his dick?
Is that one of those things where you have to guess when its literal and when its figurative? Cause ole Frank looks like he's really getting his rocks off there..... all those handsome young men!
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:01 pm
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:18 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:18 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: I would spend my last day standing next to a line of soothsayers with a sign saying "Is this the line for starbucks?"
Hello Raphy. How to heck are you? Long time no see.
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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:31 pm
Eat, drink, party and LOTS of sex.
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