(November 28, 2015 at 6:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Hold on now, nobody is suggesting getting rid of cell phones, but saying "who gives a shit" is the same fucking piss poor attitude by corporate America that took forever to get led out of gas. Same fucking attitude that has the planet stuck on oil.

How about split the difference, keep your cell phone away from your dick and in the mean time challenge cell phone MAKERS to make SAFER PRODUCTS in the long term.

This is not about one product, this is about the entire planet and the bullshit corporate attitude that the slightest suggestion that we could do things better is somehow a call to end the free market.

Le facepalm.

(November 28, 2015 at 7:41 am)Starvald Demelain Wrote:

(November 28, 2015 at 7:20 am)Brian37 Wrote: So? What the hell is my species problem with considering they are not the only individual on this planet? If you want to staple your nuts to the wall, go for it, but you are not the only human on this planet.

It was mostly a joke about how I don't want anymore children. 

Cool your jets chief.

Fair enough, but still, there are morons out there that worship the private sector as if it always shits rainbows and puppies.

And people regularly stick these devices to the sides of their heads for long periods of time.

I long ago solved the problem of mobile phones. Don't give out a number to anyone and you won't need a mobile phone. You can carry one around with you switched off for emergencies if you wish. I've never actually owned a mobile phone as such.

In the past I've used my husbands Nokia from 2001 to send text messages. I would keep it switched off otherwise and needed to charge the battery twice a year. It's somewhere in Germany though, I didn't bother bringing it with me.

(November 28, 2015 at 9:38 am)Brian37 Wrote:

(November 28, 2015 at 7:41 am)Starvald Demelain Wrote: It was mostly a joke about how I don't want anymore children. 

Cool your jets chief.

Fair enough, but still, there are morons out there that worship the private sector as if it always shits rainbows and puppies.

Fuck rainbows and puppies, the evil 'private sector' has done a magnificent job of supplying me with a small portable computer that doubles as a phone. You of course are free to use cans and string if you wish. The fact that you use 'private sector' production to communicate your screed against the same is hilarious.

Just on principle, I'm very much against anything messing with the little spermies !!!


Anyone concerned that they may have been injured this way, please keep me in mind for a free (and extremely personal) evaluation.

Dude says, "The kid can't be mine. I have a cell phone."

The ABC also said that if you speak with the phone close to your head for prolonged periods, they strongly recommend you wear a tin foil hat.

I already totally sabotaged myself in that department. My sperm count can't get any lower

We could try . . .

It is not as though I want to have children anyway.