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<Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
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<Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 1:35 am
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 1:40 am
There is a expression I hear preachers use, saying that to know an atheist you follow him home and watch his unchristian life. Well apparently if you follow bristol home you see more dicks then a gay man at a gang bang.
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 8:29 am
Quote:Bristol's rep also released a statement to Entertainment Tonight saying, "My values are such that a real American hero doesn't ask for child support."
Gonna be a quote that haunts her public life for a long time.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 4:00 pm
(January 7, 2016 at 8:29 am)Rhythm Wrote:
Quote:Bristol's rep also released a statement to Entertainment Tonight saying, "My values are such that a real American hero doesn't ask for child support."
Gonna be a quote that haunts her public life for a long time.

What public life? My mommy was a Republican retard that was on TV?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
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The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 4:31 pm (This post was last modified: January 7, 2016 at 4:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
She was -also- a retard on TV.  Now she's a soldier-hating retard on TV who's mommy was gonna be VP on the repub ticket.  It doesn't tickle you just a little bit......?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 4:35 pm
(January 7, 2016 at 4:31 pm)Rhythm Wrote: She was -also- a retard on TV.  Now she's a soldier-hating retard on TV who's mommy was gonna be VP on the repub ticket.  It doesn't tickle you just a little bit......?

Nope. The fact that people like her mom were in the running for VP, fucking terrifies me.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 4:45 pm
(January 7, 2016 at 1:40 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: There is a expression I hear preachers use, saying that to know an atheist you follow him home and watch his unchristian life. Well apparently if you follow bristol home you see more dicks then a gay man at a gang bang.

I've missed you, Lemon!
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 5:05 pm
I hope he gets it. Couple of cunts.
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 7, 2016 at 5:35 pm
(January 7, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(January 7, 2016 at 4:31 pm)Rhythm Wrote: She was -also- a retard on TV.  Now she's a soldier-hating retard on TV who's mommy was gonna be VP on the repub ticket.  It doesn't tickle you just a little bit......?

Nope. The fact that people like her mom were in the running for VP, fucking terrifies me.

Thank that senile old fuck, McCain, for that.
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RE: <Chuckle> Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support
January 8, 2016 at 9:11 am
(January 7, 2016 at 5:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 7, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Nope. The fact that people like her mom were in the running for VP, fucking terrifies me.

Thank that senile old fuck, McCain, for that.

I think we all know he was hoping for a young piece of ass to help "invigorate" his campaign.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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