Thats awesome that some people can count to potato.
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Something to shake the very foundation of your lack of faith
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 (January 16, 2016 at 5:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Thats awesome that some people can count to potato. Potato plus Potato = Brussel Sprout. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Big fish + little fish = cardboard box.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I'm thinking of taking up physics. Do I have to become a Muslim, lie about my credentials, not know what I'm talking about, and resort to threatening atheists with imaginary torment to achieve this, too?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Something to shake the very foundation of your lack of faith
January 16, 2016 at 6:12 pm
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(January 16, 2016 at 5:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'm thinking of taking up physics. Do I have to become a Muslim, lie about my credentials, not know what I'm talking about, and resort to threatening atheists with imaginary torment to achieve this, too? Thats the "neat" *cough* thing about all religions, claim one then you can co opt science and claim it props up your own label, they all do it. You know, the high pot a noose of the sir cum france squared= Potato god(insert Allah/Yahweh/Jesus/Buddha/Vishnu, here) See Spot run, see Spot gap fill, fill it Spot, good Spot.  (January 13, 2016 at 10:54 pm)yukapuka Wrote: Once again i win, the fact that you have to insult in order to try to break the rhythm of waves going against you, shows that all the pressure built inside you had to be released and you released filth because that is all you got to give No one cares what you think, given the fact that your mind is rotted by the fungus of religion. You keep on thinking what you will ... your opinion will matter as you earn respect, and not a moment before.  (January 16, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(January 13, 2016 at 10:54 pm)yukapuka Wrote: Once again i win, the fact that you have to insult in order to try to break the rhythm of waves going against you, shows that all the pressure built inside you had to be released and you released filth because that is all you got to give Yeah so far I have Yuckypukey at a zero. But that could change! (January 16, 2016 at 7:24 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote:(January 16, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: No one cares what you think, given the fact that your mind is rotted by the fungus of religion. You keep on thinking what you will ... your opinion will matter as you earn respect, and not a moment before. Indeed ... it's entirely possible for him to drift into the negatives.  Quote:ps i am a trained physicist I suspect in your case that just means that you piss on the paper. ![[Image: paper1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.kturby.com%2Flitter%2Fpaper1.jpg)
We've got ourselves a muslim physicist? Wonderful, because I've had a couple questions on my mind for some time..and you're -just- the person to answer them. How much energy would be required to split the moon, then fuse it back together? What sort of downward force would the wings of a flying horse have to be capable of to lift it's own weight and that of the average middle eastern man?
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