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At least she didn't blame "jesus."

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At least she didn't blame "jesus."
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At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 1:08 pm
Batshit crazy, though.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/south-ca...sion-cord/


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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 1:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2016 at 1:48 pm by drfuzzy.)
Eh.  There have been lots and lots of fundie mothers who have killed their kids 'cause . . . Jesus.  The kid talked back, the kid spoke in tongues, (ha?) the kid would just be better off in heaven (lots of those - and remember Andrea Yates?) but I don't think many of them can top Julia Lovemore and her husband, David.  While David was on his knees, praying for Jesus to make his wife STOP, Julia crammed pages of the Bible into her 6-week-old daughter's mouth, doused both children in mineral spirits, and then jumped up and down on the baby. And good ol' husband David just kept a-prayin'.

Hearing ghosts? It's a better excuse . . .
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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 2:07 pm
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.
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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 2:09 pm
I wouldn't rule out Jesus till the forensics are completed.

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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 2:09 pm
I believe her Wink
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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 2:31 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 2:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I wouldn't rule out Jesus till the forensics are completed.

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Nailed it!

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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 3:02 pm
Is he putting on a pair of sunglasses, OVER the ones he already has on?
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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 3:05 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 3:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Is he putting on a pair of sunglasses, OVER the ones he already has on?

That's how awesome the argument is.

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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 3:26 pm
Ahh. I really hate it when things go right over my head. Like that.
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RE: At least she didn't blame "jesus."
February 10, 2016 at 3:34 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 3:26 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Ahh. I really hate it when things go right over my head. Like that.

Its making fun of the Horatio Caine character on CSI Miami -.-;

I remember a cartoon where the dialog went:

Cop - LT, the victym's mouth is full of sperm.
Horatio Cain: *puts on glasses* Well, I guess some truths are hard to swallow.

*starts CSI Miami Intro*

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