One time Matt D had totally logicked out a caller, and their final rebutal was, "How about I come down there and punch your fat head..."

Why are those people so desperate to imprint on us that Christianity gives us morals generally horrible people?

(February 15, 2016 at 11:54 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(February 15, 2016 at 3:04 am)MTL Wrote: just selection pressure from rolled up newspapers.

Nah, they outbreed any attempts to cull their numbers.

I know.  It's like the Hellhounds in the movie "Hellboy";
for every one you kill you create two more.

(February 15, 2016 at 1:00 pm)MTL Wrote:

(February 15, 2016 at 11:54 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Nah, they outbreed any attempts to cull their numbers.

I know.  It's like the Hellhounds in the movie "Hellboy";
for every one you kill you create two more.

I remember some post-apocalyptic movie from the 70's that featured carnivorous, armor-plated cockroaches. If that doesn't give you nightmares....

"Damnation Alley." So bad it was sorta good.

(February 15, 2016 at 1:11 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(February 15, 2016 at 1:00 pm)MTL Wrote: I know.  It's like the Hellhounds in the movie "Hellboy";
for every one you kill you create two more.

I remember some post-apocalyptic movie from the 70's that featured carnivorous, armor-plated cockroaches.  If that doesn't give you nightmares....

not as much as the star-nosed mole, and its vaginal tentacles, does.

My favorite is probably the "Look at the trees" canard.

There's a lot to choose from.

"The bible is the only book that teaches the holy trinity!" is a bad one.

"If there was no god, why do we have fingerprints? God gave us fingerprints so we could identify criminals."

"The Bible says God exists, and you can't change the bible so it's true."

"Most people in the world believe in God. Who's more likely to be right, the majority of people, or a few atheists?"

"The ontological argument."

"The burden of proof is on the skeptics. So you have to prove he doesn't exist."

"What is proof? There's no proof of evolution, so I don't have to prove god. Therefore God exists."

(February 15, 2016 at 1:13 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: "Damnation Alley." So bad it was sorta good.

That's the one. Holy shit, I never figured anyone else would have seen it. That movie was one stinky turd.

(February 15, 2016 at 2:16 pm)Cecelia Wrote: There's a lot to choose from.

"The bible is the only book that teaches the holy trinity!" is a bad one.

"If there was no god, why do we have fingerprints?  God gave us fingerprints so we could identify criminals."

"The Bible says God exists, and you can't change the bible so it's true."

"Most people in the world believe in God.  Who's more likely to be right, the majority of people, or a few atheists?"

"The ontological argument."

"The burden of proof is on the skeptics.  So you have to prove he doesn't exist."

"What is proof?  There's no proof of evolution, so I don't have to prove god.  Therefore God exists."

I don't know who is worse, the 101 laypeople who say shit like this, or the elaborate snake oil apologists who either are just educated and deluded, or flat out lying.  But either way, when I read crap like this, I can feel my IQ dropping.

(February 14, 2016 at 9:47 am)Alex K Wrote: This deserves at least an honorable mention

https://youtu.be/BXLqDGL1FSg

But...bananas as we know them today were bred into existence by humans :|

I just...ugh...