Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 4, 2024, 11:15 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
#1
Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
https://thelasthiker.wordpress.com/2016/...-mandalas/


OMG, another stupid xtian blogger raising the alarm against the forces of evil!!!  Don't color those mandalas, don't even look at them - they will open your mind to demon possession!   She warns all of her xtian friends to get books of bible stories to color instead.

"Focusing on mandalas is a spiritual practice where you merge with “deities”–this practice opens the door to demons. The thing is, how is the devil going to get Christians to meditate on mandalas? No Christian would put one in their house and sit and stare at it for an hour, chanting the sacred word!
    But if the enemy can get a Christian to stare at a mandala because they are coloring it, he can have them absentmindedly focus their attention on the image and they will unknowingly open up their subconscious to this image in almost the same way."

ROFLOL
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
Reply
#2
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
What the living fuck? That's hilarious Big Grin
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
Index of my best videos
Quickstart guide to the forum
Reply
#3
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
God is amazing isn't he?

He just keeps coming up with all these new ways for us to get damned, but not any new methods of salvation.

Perhaps it's a show of how much He loves us, that He's fucking us about so much. Err..
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
Reply
#4
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
I'm not surprised that adults who spend time coloring, would actually believe something like this.
Reply
#5
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
There is a brilliant comment about this article, (IMHO - posted on Facebook) that reads: "Don't bother. Never read such drivel. If a coloring book is such a challenge to your faith, it's not the book that is the issue."  Of course, the fundies don't think this way.  Demons and devils are REAL and can catch you napping.  Or coloring pretty little mandalas.  I think I'll go start one.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
Reply
#6
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
This came through my newsfeed this morning! Tongue
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
Reply
#7
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.

The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.

T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.

Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
#8
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
This is what happens when people are taught that other religions and philosophies are of the devil, or have to do with demons. taking a very pretty piece of art, and saying it's demonic because of what other cultures do with it.

I wonder what other groups think of christianity's holy symbol being a torture device.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Reply
#9
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
The world is full of religious fanatics of all stripes. They are identical in their insanity and they are extremely dangerous to everyone who doesn't share their delusions.
Reply
#10
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
Religion is like fruit stripe gum it tastes sweet in the beginning but fades in flavor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Talking animal books LinuxGal 2 630 October 16, 2023 at 8:20 am
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Did Moses really write the first few books of the bible? T.J. 30 3172 November 19, 2021 at 10:39 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  Best books debunking Christianity KiwiNFLFan 83 18228 January 16, 2020 at 10:21 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Two audio books for Christians (and, everyone else) Jehanne 3 704 January 16, 2019 at 12:52 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English pocaracas 48 9793 November 4, 2017 at 6:30 pm
Last Post: Cyberman
  CHRISTIANS, you only have 3 days left to get rid of your XMAS TREE! 21stCenturyIconoclast 22 4769 December 24, 2016 at 2:11 pm
Last Post: 21stCenturyIconoclast
  Christians and demons rado84 30 5822 December 14, 2016 at 8:59 pm
Last Post: Tonus
  The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!! vorlon13 17 3725 March 5, 2016 at 6:11 pm
Last Post: AFTT47
Question Why did God let people think demons cause epilepsy? Razzle 34 8575 May 22, 2015 at 9:03 am
Last Post: Drich
  Three Ways to Torture Demons You Haven't Heard of Yet JesusHChrist 15 5372 February 16, 2015 at 8:07 pm
Last Post: vorlon13



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)