(March 15, 2016 at 4:47 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:

(March 15, 2016 at 8:13 am)Little Rik Wrote: Can i take the toothbrush and toothpaste with me?  

You may my dear ricky ticky. 

I will pray you let him into your heart so that you may not boil but still yet bask in the glory that is the beer volcano.

Here are some assorted smiles for next time

Yogurt not Yoga, RAmen.

Sayer  

I got one more request before i go to your guru hell.  

It is possible to organize a computer with internet connection down in hell
so i can keep knocking down atheists and religious dogmas.  

I promise that i will not try to knock down FSM dogmas.  

Deal?  

(March 12, 2016 at 7:53 am)Little Rik Wrote: Imbecile.  
According to the Book of Genesis, which is the first book of the Bible it is said that
it took 7 or Seven Days to complete the Creation.
There are seven periods of creation recorded in the beginning of Genesis.
Whether God (according to the story) then use the seven day to rest this is a different story.

No, you stupid moronic, idiotic imbecile resting is not working or doing anything, therefore it's also not creating anything. And it's on seventh day not seven day you fucktard.

(March 16, 2016 at 9:31 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:

(March 12, 2016 at 7:53 am)Little Rik Wrote: Imbecile.  
According to the Book of Genesis, which is the first book of the Bible it is said that
it took 7 or Seven Days to complete the Creation.
There are seven periods of creation recorded in the beginning of Genesis.
Whether God (according to the story) then use the seven day to rest this is a different story.

No, you stupid moronic, idiotic imbecile resting is not working or doing anything, therefore it's also not creating anything. And it's on seventh day not seven day you fucktard.

Idiot.  

The bible has been written and rewritten countless times and every time something change
in order to please the agenda of the priest of the day.
In this way nobody really knows what the original version is or was.
All we can do is rely on what we got these days but it is obvious that what we got these days
is pure fantasy so we don't have any choice but take it or leave it.
To create a drama for such a small particular is absurd.
Not only that but you also have to understand that the one who originate the bible explain the sentences
in a way that could be understood by the illiterate people of the past.
My understanding however is that 7 are the elements that compose the universe (consciousness, mind, space, air, light, water and matter).
All this was later turned into days but is up to you to believe whatever you like.

Do you know that chamomile help to relax your overheated nerves?  

Good morning Rik. So what do you think the point of a human life is then, building up the supply of enlightenment/consciousness in the world? Do you think it is okay if some of us let your lot do all the expanding while we just enjoy the good things in life?

(March 16, 2016 at 8:14 am)Little Rik Wrote:

(March 15, 2016 at 4:47 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: You may my dear ricky ticky. 

I will pray you let him into your heart so that you may not boil but still yet bask in the glory that is the beer volcano.

Here are some assorted smiles for next time

Yogurt not Yoga, RAmen.

Sayer  

I got one more request before i go to your guru hell.  

It is possible to organize a computer with internet connection down in hell
so i can keep knocking down atheists and religious dogmas.  

I promise that i will not try to knock down FSM dogmas.  

Deal?  

Dear Ricky Ticky

 Sure.
 
FSM only delivers truths not dogmas.

He requires only that you connect with him in some way.

I did so via making a pasta dinner, for others it may differ.
The great boiling has only dial up connections.
I hope FSM reaches your cold cynical atheist heart.

As always, Yogurt not yoga, RAmen

There are hundreds if not thousands of different versions of the bible. There are also literally more than 30,000 different sects of Christianity.

Seems sort of a dick move on your alleged god's to allow all that confusion and expect you all to agree.

I'd say the simple answer as to why there are so many different versions and so many different sects, is because religion is the invention of humans.

(March 16, 2016 at 6:15 pm)Brian37 Wrote: There are hundreds if not thousands of different versions of the bible. There are also literally more than 30,000 different sects of Christianity.

Seems sort of a dick move on your alleged god's to allow all that confusion and expect you all to agree.

I'd say the simple answer as to why there are so many different versions and so many different sects, is because religion is the invention of humans.

I agree that ........ religion is the invention of humans .......but it is important to understand that originally
there was spirituality from Shiva, Krishna, Buddha, Christ and other.
These spiritually oriented beings never intended to start any religions.
In fact they were against dogmas which is the base of any religion.
God also has really nothing to do with religions.
Religions have done an enormous damage to spirituality but at the end the filth will go to let spirituality emerge.  

(March 16, 2016 at 6:09 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:

(March 16, 2016 at 8:14 am)Little Rik Wrote: Sayer  

I got one more request before i go to your guru hell.  

It is possible to organize a computer with internet connection down in hell
so i can keep knocking down atheists and religious dogmas.  

I promise that i will not try to knock down FSM dogmas.  

Deal?  

Dear Ricky Ticky

 Sure.
 
FSM only delivers truths not dogmas.

He requires only that you connect with him in some way.

I did so via making a pasta dinner, for others it may differ.
The great boiling has only dial up connections.
I hope FSM reaches your cold cynical atheist heart.

As always, Yogurt not yoga, RAmen

Look mate.  
I don't mind to join your religion provided that your guru agree to share the virgins with me
that my Ramen are AL DENTE and the yogurt is not dairy (i am vegan).
What you think Sayer?
Will the guru agree with my requests?  

Eh, sorry mate.
One more request.
Is possible not to wear the colander on the head all the time?  

(March 16, 2016 at 11:11 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Good morning Rik.  So what do you think the point of a human life is then, building up the supply of enlightenment/consciousness in the world?  Do you think it is okay if some of us let your lot do all the expanding while we just enjoy the good things in life?

Mate.  
Is not me that prevent you from doing what you are doing or what you want to keep on doing.  
It is your subconscious mind that push you to get out the materialistic sewer.
Nothing to do with me really.  
Peace of mind will come once there will not be any more conflict between the materialistic consciousness
and the spiritual subconsciousness within.
It is impossible to get rid of the spiritual consciousness within.  
It will keep on knocking on the door of your consciousness all the time until you give up your effort to go against it.
There is no other way around.  
Energy and consciousness the two sides of the same coin can not be destroyed.
They will follow you all the way until they merge in the absolute consciousness whether you like it or not.  

(March 17, 2016 at 8:19 am)Little Rik Wrote:

(March 16, 2016 at 6:09 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Dear Ricky Ticky

 Sure.
 
FSM only delivers truths not dogmas.

He requires only that you connect with him in some way.

I did so via making a pasta dinner, for others it may differ.
The great boiling has only dial up connections.
I hope FSM reaches your cold cynical atheist heart.

As always, Yogurt not yoga, RAmen

Look mate.  
I don't mind to join your religion provided that your guru agree to share the virgins with me
that my Ramen are AL DENTE and the yogurt is not dairy (i am vegan).
What you think Sayer?
Will the guru agree with my requests?  

Eh, sorry mate.
One more request.
Is possible not to wear the colander on the head all the time?  

The colander is by choice, FSM never imposes silly clothing rules on his subjects.
Ask FSM yourself, Put aside your skeptic mind and open up to him.

GOD, not guru.
Also we have non dairy yogurt.

Yogurt not Yoga, RAmen.