RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 4:37 pm
(This post was last modified: April 9, 2016 at 4:38 pm by Huggy Bear.)
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A lesson well learned from Noah.....
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god did an earth wipe with the flood and then promised to never do a wipe again. Kind of fucked himself there.
So when humans get out of line again god sends a son to get the word out for all of three years and then has him wacked (son/himself and some kind of ghost entity that I've never understood). Not real big or flashy but it got the ball rolling. Everyone began talking about it around the watering trough and it took on a life of it's own (pun?). Now, what's next in the show of shows? Oh yeah, antichrist, 4 horsemen, the epoxyclipse! War, famine, plague. Real horror show (stolen from that one film). What an ending. Woot, Woot!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Not the "antichrist' again. There is no antichrist.
Quote:The Antichrist is mentioned only four times in the Bible, and each time he's described the same way: And who would ever really want to meet an angel?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  
The science alone makes it a bullshit story. Morally it is even worse. But also when you get to the end of the story with one family left, exactly how did they repopulate the planet without incest?
How did Adam and Eve's offspring reproduce?
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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 6:18 pm
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(April 9, 2016 at 6:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote: But also when you get to the end of the story with one family left, exactly how did they repopulate the planet without incest? Same way Cain did.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy
Do you think god was singing "I did it my way"?
As far as repopulating earth and based on the xtian understanding of DNA I'd say they were a bunch of onion fuckers.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 8:39 pm
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(April 9, 2016 at 7:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do you think god was singing "I did it my way"? Or to modern pop "Shake it Off". Also is there traces of onion dna in my human dna? If so I'd like to send it back. As for the Bible Vomit, most if not all of that is not verifiable. How can you trust it? For example two days ago the angel Gabriel spoke to me after parting the clouds when I was out in the woods working. He said "Ignore the bible for it is cray cray!" and left. Do you believe that? Cause you should, because r/thathappened.
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