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Any ideas?
#11
RE: Any ideas?
Get one of those big nasty spiked collars, give his tail a poodle cut and tell the neighbors it's his punk rock/glam rock phase.

Let the dog be, but continue to tease the children.
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#12
RE: Any ideas?
(July 9, 2016 at 3:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: Your dog isn't inconvenienced and his health not in any way threatened by some black hair - the same can't be said for any methods of removing it (having gotten the aggressive chemicals in dye near or in the eyes is bad enough). Leave it, until it grows out and teach your kids not to put bleach on animals ever again.

Don't worry, they have had a right bollocking.
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#13
RE: Any ideas?
(July 9, 2016 at 3:43 pm)Expired Wrote:
(July 9, 2016 at 3:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: Your dog isn't inconvenienced and his health not in any way threatened by some black hair - the same can't be said for any methods of removing it (having gotten the aggressive chemicals in dye near or in the eyes is bad enough). Leave it, until it grows out and teach your kids not to put bleach on animals ever again.

Don't worry, they have had a right bollocking.

As a non Brit I'm not 100% sure what exactly a right bollocking entails, but it sounds persuasive Tongue
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#14
RE: Any ideas?
(July 9, 2016 at 3:48 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(July 9, 2016 at 3:43 pm)Expired Wrote: Don't worry, they have had a right bollocking.

As a non Brit I'm not 100% sure what exactly a right bollocking entails, but it sounds persuasive Tongue

A bollocking is a scolding. And yes, if done right, it can be VERY persuasive.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: Any ideas?
Confiscate all their electronics, take the doors off their rooms, and ground them till 18.
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#16
RE: Any ideas?
(July 9, 2016 at 5:18 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Confiscate all their electronics, take the doors off their rooms, and ground them till 18.

... it's the only way to be sure.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#17
RE: Any ideas?
(July 9, 2016 at 5:20 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(July 9, 2016 at 5:18 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Confiscate all their electronics, take the doors off their rooms, and ground them till 18.

... it's the only way to be sure.
I think there is a pattern emerging here, this is what one of them did to her sleeping brother.[Image: 10515164_838091066202114_497843310480815...r7k2jb.jpg][Image: 10515164_838091066202114_497843310480815...r7k2jb.jpg]
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#18
RE: Any ideas?
Boxed color, I'm assuming? People are saying it can't hurt, but you need to watch him for a chemical reaction. Honestly, just as some people are allergic to hair color (rash on the skin, irritation etc) dogs might be as well. If you are really concerned, you can always take a pair of clippers to it and shave off the fur.

Honestly, I would ask the vet and be specific as to whether or not the color was mixed with the developer or not prior to the kids getting it on his fur.

I'm not trying to worry you, but subjecting a pet to chemicals meant for humans, can be harmful. Best to call the vet. If they can't tell you anything, call a salon and ask them.
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#19
RE: Any ideas?
I agree with pretty much everything suggested but I wanted to add I actually think the dye on the dog adds character. The mustache? Not so much.


[Ixnay on the bollocking however. The rules on all forms of pedophilia are really strict now. In fact, I'm required to report you to Child Protective Services so please PM me your location.]
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#20
RE: Any ideas?
(July 9, 2016 at 5:42 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: I agree with pretty much everything suggested but I wanted to add I actually think the dye on the dog adds character.  The mustache?  Not so much.


[Ixnay on the bollocking however.  The rules on all forms of pedophilia are really strict now.  In fact, I'm required to report you to Child Protective Services so please PM me your location.]

A bollocking is just a stern telling off, I'm hoping they have learned their lesson. Smile
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