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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
I imagine the gun nuts will jump up and down shouting triumphantly "at least he didn't get ROBBED!"

http://cbs12.com/news/local/78-year-old-...e-invasion

Quote:78-year-old man, suspect dead after Florida home invasion

Quote:Police say 25-year-old Ricardo Garcia Gomez entered the home of Paul and Mary McLees with a large knife on Saturday. He was forcing Paul McLees to open a safe when McLees pulled a gun from the safe and started firing at Gomez. McLees' 72-year-old wife was struck twice by bullets.


I wonder how the wife feels about the whole thing this morning?
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All Hail the Second Amendment
Guns aren't a factor in gun crime, stupid! Oh. Wait...
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(July 11, 2016 at 6:52 am)dom.donald Wrote: Guns aren't a factor in gun crime, stupid! Oh. Wait...

The blood lobby NRA should seriously consider changing it slogan to  "Gun's Life's Matter".
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(July 11, 2016 at 8:14 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 6:52 am)dom.donald Wrote: Guns aren't a factor in gun crime, stupid! Oh. Wait...

The blood lobby NRA should seriously consider changing it slogan to  "Gun's Life's Matter".

And they'd be dead right to do so!


Tongue
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Hmmm....

http://www.click2houston.com/news/police...girlfriend#

Quote:Teenager accidentally shot and killed by girlfriend, police say

Quote:He and his 16-year-old girlfriend were handling the gun just after midnight Friday. The 16-year-old apparently was trying to latch the safety lock when the gun went off, hitting Lara in the face.
Detectives said Lara was dead when they arrived.

Friends of Lara said he was a big fan of cars and sports. And that's how they plan to remember him, as they're left devastated by his sudden death.

Apparently knew fuckall about guns, though.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
"Oh, grandma.... what big holes you have in your body!"

http://wfla.com/2016/07/15/woman-killed-...n-country/


Quote:Grandmother accidentally shot, killed by daughter in Town ‘n’ Country

Quote:Detectives say Wright’s teenage grandchild had come home with a gun. The teen’s mother, who has not been identified, attempted to unloaded the weapon.

Deputies say the woman apparently thought it was empty, but there was still one round in the chamber, and she accidentally fired the weapon striking her mother in the upper body.


The family that shoots together stays together...for a while.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
WTF?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36818384

Quote:Two teenagers playing Pokemon Go late at night in their car in Florida were shot at by a householder who mistook them for burglars, police say.


So far, so good.

But then

Quote:Police in Florida have used the incident as an opportunity to issue guidelines for teenagers and parents on safely playing the game.

Wouldn't it have been even more appropriate to tell trigger happy gun nuts to put their guns away and go back to stroking their dicks?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Two more dead in BR because the NRA loves to protect the profits of gun makers.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(July 17, 2016 at 4:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: WTF?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36818384

Quote:Two teenagers playing Pokemon Go late at night in their car in Florida were shot at by a householder who mistook them for burglars, police say.


So far, so good.

But then

Quote:Police in Florida have used the incident as an opportunity to issue guidelines for teenagers and parents on safely playing the game.

Wouldn't it have been even more appropriate to tell trigger happy gun nuts to put their guns away and go back to stroking their dicks?

There's your epidemic, idiots with guns.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Scared idiots with guns.

And if they forget why they are scared the NRA is there to remind them.
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