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Would you eat this cake?

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Would you eat this cake?
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Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:49 am
I had to blur part of the cake to stay within forum rules. I'm so conflicted...I love cake but it looks so creepy...but...it's cake...
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:50 am
gross! no way!
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:51 am
Mmmm, tit and rib cake.
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:51 am
I'd feel sick at first, then I'd eat it and enjoy it and forget all about what it looks like.

Hell, I could just eat it with my eyes closed.

Then I'd get so full of cake I'd feel sick again.

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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:52 am
(August 2, 2016 at 3:50 am)Czechlervitz29 Wrote: gross! no way!

It's made by a really famous bakery...it's probably really super delicious
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:55 am
At first I thought it was the the heel of a foot. I didn't realize it was a tit and rib. I still wouldn't eat it.
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:56 am
(August 2, 2016 at 3:52 am)Losty Wrote:
(August 2, 2016 at 3:50 am)Czechlervitz29 Wrote: gross! no way!

It's made by a really famous bakery...it's probably really super delicious

Well I'd definitely eat it then.
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 3:57 am
I would probably suck on the frosted nipple after I put whipped cream on top of it.
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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 4:00 am
Yeh definitely, as long as it's made of something tasty.

Whoever made it has a gruesome imagination which I like.


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RE: Would you eat this cake?
August 2, 2016 at 4:01 am
The frosting nipple is pierced...
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