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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:18 am
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:19 am
(August 5, 2016 at 7:18 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: (August 5, 2016 at 7:17 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Turtley mayo is delicious. I promise. Who wants a tastle? 
Fuck no, man. You can continue, but I'll still express my feelings about it. I think you secretly want some. :-)
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:20 am
(August 5, 2016 at 7:19 am)Little lunch Wrote: (August 5, 2016 at 7:18 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Fuck no, man. You can continue, but I'll still express my feelings about it. I think you secretly want some. :-)
K, I'm gonna go take my eyeballs out now, soap them up and wash them with hot water.
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:21 am
(August 5, 2016 at 7:20 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: (August 5, 2016 at 7:19 am)Little lunch Wrote: I think you secretly want some. :-)
K, I'm gonna go take my eyeballs out now, soap them up and wash them with hot water.
Yeah, that's definitely what someone who wants to try turtle mayo would say.
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:22 am
(August 5, 2016 at 7:18 am)Little lunch Wrote: Whoops, I got excited and posted twice.
That guy was talking about teaching children all the theories of evolution but I bet he wouldn't include the Australian Aboriginal's dreamtime theory or any other of the countless religion's theories off how it all began. He lost me when he used "theory" as a derogatory term. Has "clueless moron" writ large on his forehead...
Quote:Also, what's so important about the declaration of independence?
Our forefathers this and that. It sounds like the talk of a bizarre cult.
It's just a piece of paper with words on it. There's been better ones throughout history.
That bizarre cult you are talking about is the United States, my friend. The founding documents and the founding fathers lend an immense amount of stability throughout the centuries. Whatever the disagreements are in US politics, the buck usually stops at the founding fathers and their documents.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:29 am
(August 5, 2016 at 7:21 am)Bella Morte Wrote: (August 5, 2016 at 7:20 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: K, I'm gonna go take my eyeballs out now, soap them up and wash them with hot water.
Yeah, that's definitely what someone who wants to try turtle mayo would say.
Too bad for him 
I'm a strictly heterosexual turtle. But it's so fun to tease him 
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:31 am
(August 5, 2016 at 7:29 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: (August 5, 2016 at 7:21 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Yeah, that's definitely what someone who wants to try turtle mayo would say.
Too bad for him
I'm a strictly heterosexual turtle. But it's so fun to tease him
I'm strictly heterosexual too. Which is why I don't enjoy this type of posts.
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:32 am
But despite being fully heterosexual I think it's still hilarious that you're so easy to tease
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:39 am
I consider splitting the thread...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: This is What Drumpf Wants To Put A Heartbeat
August 5, 2016 at 7:40 am
My bad.
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