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How do I cut a Pineapple?

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How do I cut a Pineapple?
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How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 8:46 pm
So I've been thinkin' of pineapples recently...

How do I cut em?

Wedges, Cubes, Matchsticks, Triangles, Diamonds, Circles?
I'm confused.

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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm
I cut the ends off, then the skin, cut it into spears and remove the core. I usually cut the spears into bite sized pieces and then om nom nom.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 8:55 pm
I don't eat fruit.

At all.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 8:57 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I cut the ends off, then the skin, cut it into spears and remove the core.  I usually cut the spears into bite sized pieces and then om nom nom.

So like cubes?

But is it convenient?

Does it look appealing and does it have the most surface area for most taste spread across the tongue or what?

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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 8:58 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 8:55 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I don't eat fruit.

At all.

Welllll good idea, but sometimes I crave it.

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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:03 pm
Chainsaw.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:13 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 8:57 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I cut the ends off, then the skin, cut it into spears and remove the core.  I usually cut the spears into bite sized pieces and then om nom nom.

So like cubes?

But is it convenient?

Does it look appealing and does it have the most surface area for most taste spread across the tongue or what?

Yeah, I suppose "cubes" describes it well enough. I just package it in a sealable plastic container. I just am not aware of any better way to do it.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:17 pm
I think there's a product that does it for you. Here's the link
https://www.avon.com/product/stainless-s...c=03630170

Probable not much help but I found it cool anyways...
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:18 pm
A lot more carefully than the cheese.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:28 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 9:17 pm)CloverGrace Wrote: I think there's a product that does it for you. Here's the link
https://www.avon.com/product/stainless-s...c=03630170

Probable not much help but I found it cool anyways...

I like cutting with a knife, it's just feels more clean.

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